Official joke thread.

Your mom is like a brick.

Heavy and gets laid by mexicans.

No racial intended.
 
Well this is a good one if you're into boxing.

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well it's actually "Mexicans" instead of
people... couldn't find the right meme
 
Searches up "funniest joke ever", finds said joke and copies and pastes it into thread.

???

Profit
 
Cole said:
Well this is a good one if you're into boxing.

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well it's actually "Mexicans" instead of
people... couldn't find the right meme

Lol, I get it. Fuckin hilarious :p
 
Here's a couple I said on the last joke thread.

What's funner than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Being at the bottom to catch it with a pitchfork.


Why do black people call each other brotha?
Because they don't know who their father is.


How do you get a jewish girl's phone number?
Look at her arm.


How do you pick up a jewish girl?
With a broom and a dust pan.


Why did Hitler kill himself?
He couldn't pay the gas bill.
 
What's faster than the speed of sound?

A Jew with a coupon

What did Hitler say to the black jew?

Get to the back of the oven

Those are all the ones I know atm
 
Aggie said:
How do you make Holy water?

[spoil]you boil the hell out of it[/spoil]

I have one... How do you fail? By not putting the spoiler right :p
 
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