Hello, Forum Korner. To my understanding, many users are questioning whether or not they are gay. No worries, it is a stage many prepubescent teens go through. Fortunately for you, I have compiled a list of ten things that will verify if you are gay or not. If you hold any of the following attributes, you are gay.
1. If you like men, you are gay. I hate to break the news to those of you that like men. Female or not, you're still gay.
2. If you have more Kudos given than received, you are gay.
3. If you registered in 2014, you are gay.
4. If you think @Jason is gay, you are gay.
5. If you still use gay as a mediocre term to describe things that are lame, lousy, or otherwise boring, you too, are gay.
6. If you have ever masturbated to hentai, you are gay.
7. If you have a lime green username, you are gay. Only applicable if your username is '@Color'.
8. If you get exited when you receive a private message, you are gay.
9. If you have more than 5,000 posts and less than 1,000 reputation, you are gay.
10. If you have denied all of the previous attributes in an effort to determine your gayness, you are gay.
Gay Scale
If you hold one of the aforementioned attributes, you are slightly gay. If you hold two or more of the aforementioned attributes, you are super gay. If you hold all ten aforementioned attributes, you are @"Color".
And survey says. . .
1. If you like men, you are gay. I hate to break the news to those of you that like men. Female or not, you're still gay.
2. If you have more Kudos given than received, you are gay.
3. If you registered in 2014, you are gay.
4. If you think @Jason is gay, you are gay.
5. If you still use gay as a mediocre term to describe things that are lame, lousy, or otherwise boring, you too, are gay.
6. If you have ever masturbated to hentai, you are gay.
7. If you have a lime green username, you are gay. Only applicable if your username is '@Color'.
8. If you get exited when you receive a private message, you are gay.
9. If you have more than 5,000 posts and less than 1,000 reputation, you are gay.
10. If you have denied all of the previous attributes in an effort to determine your gayness, you are gay.
Gay Scale
If you hold one of the aforementioned attributes, you are slightly gay. If you hold two or more of the aforementioned attributes, you are super gay. If you hold all ten aforementioned attributes, you are @"Color".
And survey says. . .