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Happy New Years giving away $15 to a broke nigga. Post here funniest reply gets it
 
i can't force myself to be funny on this post as it is a serious thread with a serious price of $15 and i wish to win the $15 by being serious and professional and not funny

also i own every barclays account in the world as well as killing hitler, i know this isn't a lot and i can't prove it but you just gotta believe me bro i want to buy some mcdonalds with the paypal money or go see some film in a cinema alone, by myself crying and using those tears as lube to jack myself off to whatever horror i will be watching, maybe i'll go see a kids film instead but i'm not too sure about the film aspect just gunna be crying and tossing myself off in the cinema.. and $15 is enough to cover the popcorn as it's so fucking expensive fucking why cant i bring my own fucking snacks and shit into the cinema i dont wanna pay $10 for a large popcorn

fuck off cinemas
 
I am 30 years old, a high school graduate (thats hard to come by these days) and decided just 2 months ago that I want to be a rapper. I know its rare to be a white rapper, but I think I have what it takes. The problem is, being unemployed, I don't have the funds to start my career. So last week I went to my parents house for dinner and asked them for $20,000 to start my Rap Career- the money would go towards studio time, paying my manager (when I get one, ha), and of course paying my rent- I can't live with my Grandmother forever. My parents flat out refused! They said I should be spending my time doing a real career and going to college like my sister. My sister, Amy, by the way is a total idiot. Get this- she goes to some College named Brown (boring name, right) and is majoring is the most ludicrous of all majors- Marketing. What a waste of time! Who goes into Marketing during a recession? Anyways, I mentioned to my parents that they spent over $60K on Amy's education, but can't spend 1/3 of that on me. They still won't pay it.
So at dinner I decided to show them some of my raps. My first track, "White People Suck", is hilarious because its about how much I can't stand white people (even though I am white). See its a play on my own race. My other tracks are pretty unique, and I plan on rapping about what other rappers never rap about- which is getting money, getting girls and making my own set of rules. I know I can make it. When I tried to rap in front of my parents, my mother was so rude- she said "Pass the potatoes Bernie" and completley ignored that I had just spit rhyme. I need these 15$ Paypal man
 
Mango² said:
i can't force myself to be funny on this post as it is a serious thread with a serious price of $15 and i wish to win the $15 by being serious and professional and not funny

also i own every barclays account in the world as well as killing hitler, i know this isn't a lot and i can't prove it but you just gotta believe me bro i want to buy some mcdonalds with the paypal money or go see some film in a cinema alone, by myself crying and using those tears as lube to jack myself off to whatever horror i will be watching, maybe i'll go see a kids film instead but i'm not too sure about the film aspect just gunna be crying and tossing myself off in the cinema.. and $15 is enough to cover the popcorn as it's so fucking expensive fucking why cant i bring my own fucking snacks and shit into the cinema i dont wanna pay $10 for a large popcorn

fuck off cinemas
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God I hate watching people try to be funny cause they a penniless nigga
 
If you write an essay I'm not reading it lol
 
Joker said:
God I hate watching people try to be funny cause they a penniless nigga
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dont hate appreciate bro you squaring up?

@Gor sorry you can't be bothered to read my life story bro
 
Gor uses bitches thongs as dental floss, so watch out before he fucks your girl. Short dick style
 
I should totally buy an ad off Philly @Ambien
Or we.
 
Rare said:
I should totally buy an ad off Philly @Ambien
Or we.
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Mine would be like "Who's your daddy" click on it and it'll redirect to my profile. I wonder how much an ad would cost
 
Ambien said:
Mine would be like "Who's your daddy" click on it and it'll redirect to my profile. I wonder how much an ad would cost
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Last time I checked it's not too much for a few weeks, we could say:
Forum Korner Kings
Ambien and Rare
Then we could put fake pictures of nerds and redirect to our profiles.
 
Rare said:
Last time I checked it's not too much for a few weeks, we could say:
Forum Korner Kings
Ambien and Rare
Then we could put fake pictures of nerds and redirect to our profiles.
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Could just put a picture of @Xaq as the banner, but I'd buy yolo. Gor give me moneyz
 
Ambien said:
Could just put a picture of @Xaq as the banner, but I'd buy yolo. Gor give me moneyz
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Click on "Advertise Here" then it will show you prices.
Also Xaq would be funny on a banner.
 
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