[2 Year Anniversary Giveaway] $5 PayPal

Diamond Supply

Diamond Supply

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Well guys, with 30 minutes left to celebrate the 2 Year Anniversary of FK, I have decided to giveaway $5 PayPal to one lucky member.

Whoever can make me laugh the hardest within 30 minutes, will win the money. You must post your entry here. It could be a picture, joke, video, anything.

Rules are as follow;
Must be upgraded
That is all.
 
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
 
I pooped my pants then yelled mom my firetruck made a mess and then the end because I pooped again.
 
If only I knew your address man. I would go to your house and tickle the fuck out of you till you give me the $5 PP :(
 
Destruction’ said:
If only I knew your address man. I would go to your house and tickle the fuck out of you till you give me the $5 PP :(
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Lol this one made me laugh I don't know about you guys but this was kinda funny lol
 
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
 
LMAO
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Diamond Supply said:
I laughed, but I kind of got weirded out at that one.

I will extend the contest.
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Wtf? I made you weirded at me? Is that even a word?
 
Oh yea well I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. Im done.
 
Destruction’ said:
How did you post this if you died?
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As in I died laughing you moron ;).
 
Destruction’ said:
I know that :p I was just joking :(
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Yeah but I'm Plasma you can't joke with me >.<
 
I bet you can make your nipple hard, flick your left nipple with your fingers and give it something like 15secs, it will be hard..

I bet you tried it, i bet you are laughing because you are still reading this while your nipple is going harder, I bet you're thinking about sharing this with others.. Well why not ;)
 
A man opens a door, there was another door afterwards... INCEPTION! :eek:

Haha, good luck to all who try to make him laugh, he's made of stone. :p
 
Melt said:
LMAO
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Lmfao, that's too funny.
This guys gonna have his own TV show, and it's going to be: Gaming Geek IRL.
 
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