A strange request

TLDR; Are you deep friendzoned? Want help? Read this and we might be able to help each other out.


I'm fascinated by the female mind, and thoroughly enjoy manipulating them and further understanding them, not even for the sake of pussy so much as the knowledge that comes with it. They're profitable, my goal is to basically be a proverbial pimp, in the sense of I control the pussy around me, and the hearts of the chicks and get them to get shit done for me that men just can't pull off. It's a hell of a lot harder than you think, I've got like a couple chicks that will follow orders, to some extent, yet they are unruly.

With that shit said there's one thing I've never experienced enough of, that is getting out of the "friend zone", allow me to explain. There's two types of "friend zonings" that happen, the real one where she does only see you as a friend. Then the fake one, where she's just playing games and/or testing you.

I want to experience the one where she does only view you as a friend, and nothing more. I believe I may be able to learn a lot from analyzing the situation.

So basically I want one of you guys who is balls deep in that friendzone with a chick, and I want to help you get out of it.

I have zero experience with this. You have no idea how grateful I would be for the chance to help you.

Serious inquiries only please, you may not agree with me here, you may think I'm full of shit or w/e that's your choice, just please respect what I'm doing here.

Anyway the requirements are simple:

You have never been sexual with this girl, anything more than a friendly hug or peck on the cheek disqualifies you, and you're not really friendzoned.

You two must be close, she confides in you and treats you like one of her female friends.

You must be close to her level of attractiveness, if the chemistry isn't there I don't see this happening... I'm not saying it isn't possible, but the odds of success go wayyy down, and the amount of effort needed goes way up.

You two must know each other IRL, and you must be in each other's company regularly. No online BS please, no catfish either.

You must divulge personal information per my request, you must do/say what I insist on. (Whatever you're doing isn't working obviously, so what's the worst that can happen, really?)

All I can think of for now, if any of you players see something I overlooked[/size] help a nigga and call that shit out for me, thanks.

Good luck, changing a girls point of view on someone is hard, especially if she has her eyes on someone else. i personally think this will be a waste of time.

New Zealand said:

Good luck, changing a girls point of view on someone is hard, especially if she has her eyes on someone else. i personally think this will be a waste of time.

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Perhaps it will be. I think it may be possible though. Thanks for the input bro. Kudos.

this is social engineering to the next level. gg LOL

its close to impossible to pull out of the friendzone. You have to take factors like how long you have been friends for the girl with into consideration. Anyhow, I may be in the situation in the future and am interested to know your methods.

pm me

It's probably a bad sign when she tells you really personal things and you aren't dating yet. Being shy and nice around her will usually send you straight to the friend zone, and you will get nowhere with her. It's hard to explain because there are so many things going on, but it's all a mind game. Also texting her essays as long as the OP don't help.

Skunk said:

It's probably a bad sign when she tells you really personal things and you aren't dating yet. Being shy and nice around her will usually send you straight to the friend zone, and you will get nowhere with her. It's hard to explain because there are so many things going on, but it's all a mind game. Also texting her essays as long as the OP don't help.

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That's the thing that makes stuff like this so hard, what you've said is both right and wrong.

If she tells you really personal things it's a sign of trust, and she wants to be close to you. It can go both ways.

Some girls really get off on long texts, it makes them think you're trying and that you take her seriously. Some chicks like that.

It is all a mind game, ultimately you're fighting for dominance. It's a dance, if you will. Some girls refuse to lose. Often losing for them causes them to truly fall in love with you, and need you.

As great as I am at understanding the female mind, there's still so many variables. You'll never know everything about it. I know maybe 30% of what there is to know about the female mind, and that's just a bullshit shot in the dark I took.

Honestly its so contingent it varies from situation to situation. What I say is if you like her yolo. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and theres nothing to loose. The only time you'll feel down is if you miss the opportunity.

Yeti said:

Honestly its so contingent it varies from situation to situation.

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Oh it varies so much, women are... Illogical, emotion based creatures. Which makes them almost impossible to profile.

Bumping, anyone interested? Still wanting to do this.