[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]So this is a story throwing back to All Hallows, I was out with the homie, we'll call him K, ya dig? So we're in K's neighborhood since it's a nice neighborhood with like 4 kids in it total. We hatched a plan. That plan was to go house to house and take 2-3 handfuls of candy per house and put it in a trashbag.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]We do this for a while, get probably 10-15 lbs of candy before we decide to just drive around and cause a ruckus with our loud music and "illegal" golf cart (it went over 20 without an issue).[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]While we're driving we pull up behind some old bitch in a crossover SUV and we drive past her since she's going like 15 in a 25. She asked us if we lived here while we were driving past and K just yells "fuck you" and drove past her.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]She didn't like that shit.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]She followed us for a solid ten minutes before we decided to fuck with her and go on the golf course and turn the lights out. Once the lights go out we hear a good old "I'm calling the cops!". Sheeeeiiiiiitttt. We drove through the golf course to another way onto the main neighborhood road and just fucked around driving past kids and tossing them free candy like the fucking legends we were/are.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]After that we went back to his house and took spoil in our spoils and ate so much candy.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Thankfully we didn't see any police on the street but we did get a kick out of it.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]TL;DR: Don't yell fuck you to old ladies, but get as much free candy as you can so you can flex on little kids with how much candy you have.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]We do this for a while, get probably 10-15 lbs of candy before we decide to just drive around and cause a ruckus with our loud music and "illegal" golf cart (it went over 20 without an issue).[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]While we're driving we pull up behind some old bitch in a crossover SUV and we drive past her since she's going like 15 in a 25. She asked us if we lived here while we were driving past and K just yells "fuck you" and drove past her.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]She didn't like that shit.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]She followed us for a solid ten minutes before we decided to fuck with her and go on the golf course and turn the lights out. Once the lights go out we hear a good old "I'm calling the cops!". Sheeeeiiiiiitttt. We drove through the golf course to another way onto the main neighborhood road and just fucked around driving past kids and tossing them free candy like the fucking legends we were/are.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]After that we went back to his house and took spoil in our spoils and ate so much candy.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Thankfully we didn't see any police on the street but we did get a kick out of it.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]TL;DR: Don't yell fuck you to old ladies, but get as much free candy as you can so you can flex on little kids with how much candy you have.[/font]