Took me a whole 10 minutes to write this story
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Alright, well I'll tell you a story, a very intriguing story about a person named Joe. Joe was your average city worker who lived in Long Island. He was going to work at his store on 45th and 9th when a taxi stopped by him and said:
"Hey, get in."
Joe was shocked, he didn't know what to do. Should he run? Should he get in? He decided since he was a grown man, he would step inside the cab, seeing as nothing would go wrong.
"You're Joe right?"
"Yes." Replied Joe
"Well, lemme tell you something kid. You're in danger, grave danger."
"What? Why?."
"Ya store is rigged with explosives. I tapped into the phones of the mafia, and they rigged it. Said yous was fuc*ing with a member of their mafia. They didn't like it one bit Joe. One bit."
"Well sir, I don't know what to say. I'm grateful I guess?".
"Ya welcome, now don't be stupid ya hear?"
"Yea, I'll go home now. Thank you." as he got out and shut the door.
"Dumb drunk taxi driver, what does he know."
Joe then proceeded to unlock his store door, and then boom. Boom went the building and its surroundings. That was the end of Joe.