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Lame123

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How would you feel about bringing children with you onto a top secret cruise and cook them alive and eat them mafakas.

make sure to tenderize them first.

/slurp

s/o alex
 

frost

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do u plan to do anything else with your superior intellect in the future besides moderate an online forum?
 

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How much do you bet when you bet?
 

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Hey cann!bal whats the furthest possible distance you can travel into the woods
 

Verdict

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Would you ever stick a twig up my bum and rub my nipples?
 

wall

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Is it just me or have you been less active lately?
 

Cann!bal

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Beware said:
Are you for the Democratic party or the Republican party?

(You must elaborate on why you chose that certain party.)

Neither, they're both dreadful, however, I relate with Democrats more so than Republicans.

frost said:
do u plan to do anything else with your superior intellect in the future besides moderate an online forum?

I think it's faulty to say I use my 'superior intellect' to moderate this forum; it doesn't take that much intelligence.

I aspire to utilize my acute awareness of Reality in hopes of enlightening those willing to listen.

Painkiller said:
Why are you using big and complicated words?

They attractively and poetically capture the essence of my thoughts, in grand detail, with all the delicacies they insinuate. A limited vocabulary is very restraining.

wall said:
Is it just me or have you been less active lately?

I have.
 

Color

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What are your long term aspirations? Although you semi-answered this with another question, there must be more. I'm a little curious what you plan to apply yourself to in the future, while I am aware you're still on the younger side, if I'm not mistaken.

Also, at risk of sounding like a dick, do you plan to take any composition/writing classes in the future? Take it for what it's worth, but it could be beneficial to you. You stated that you'd like to "enlighten" others of your point of view, which I can relate to; however, you must realize that simplicity is key. Inputting as many 15 syllable words into a sentance as you can is not beneficial. Haha.
 

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Firstly, success. However, no conventional idea of success. I won't measure my success by how high ranked of a wage slave I am, not by how ideal my occupational label is, not by how good I do in school, none of that. I will measure my success on my deathbed by the degree of regret I endure. Secondly, happiness. Happiness is a direction, not a destination. I seek to maintain a consistent state of happiness by transcending oppressive dynamics and cultivating desired environments. Thirdly, ascension. A spiritual state of enlightenment. Like happiness, it is a direction, not a destination. It is something to be maintained. I seek to maintain an enlightened perspective of Reality by furthering my awareness and propelling my momentum.

No, I don't. Simplicity, I disagree, is key. Capturing my thoughts accurately as possible is much more fruitful than reaching a broader audience.
 

March

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What is your opinion on offsite scammers. Do you think karma will ever get them back?
 

Andy

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Would you die for anything or anyone?

What is the meaning of life in your opinion?

Which is worse, failing or never trying?

Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

Why are you, you?
 

Cann!bal

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March said:
What is your opinion on offsite scammers. Do you think karma will ever get them back?

It's discontenting to see people so corrupted by capitalism and materialism, that they'll overlook moral standards and their cosmic relationship with the entirety for the sake of their own vanity.

If someone reciprocates such adversity, their likeliness of being the recipient of adversity increases exponentially for the individuals who they cast adversity upon are forced to endure a pain, and within a cycle of resentment, one loses the will to do good, hence reciprocation of adversity. What you do to others or your environment is going to effect you in some way.
 

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What is one of the crazier things you've done in real life? I'm just curious to hear an interesting story.
 

Cann!bal

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Andy said:
Would you die for anything or anyone?

What is the meaning of life in your opinion?

Which is worse, failing or never trying?

Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

Why are you, you?

I wouldn't die for anyone or anything, per se, however, I would certainly risk my life.

There isn't one.

Never trying is failing. "Failing" is simply the discovery of a way that didn't work.

I don't answer hypotheticals such as these. They obscure how Reality operates.

I am who I am because of my innate biological factors, developmental conditioning and initiative to cultivate desired circumstances.

Amp said:
What is one of the crazier things you've done in real life? I'm just curious to hear an interesting story.

I couldn't say truthfully. I have a dreadful remembrance when it comes to story-telling. It's typically my friends recalling the stories.
 

Critical

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Who is your favorite member on this forum?

Which staff that has been demoted/resigned do you like the best?

Which banned member would you like to see return the most?
 

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What're some good books you've read and would recommend? Have you ever read The element of style by Strunk and White? Pretty good read, it analyzes the english language and supposedly helps a lot of authors around the world.
 

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Critical said:
Who is your favorite member on this forum?

Which staff that has been demoted/resigned do you like the best?

Which banned member would you like to see return the most?

I don't have one.

In regards to how well they did, Jason.

Leader.


cas said:
What're some good books you've read and would recommend? Have you ever read The element of style by Strunk and White? Pretty good read, it analyzes the english language and supposedly helps a lot of authors around the world.

I don't read. I'm too impatient for it.

No, I haven't.
 

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Cann!bal said:
I don't have one.

In regards to how well they did, Jason.

Leader.



I don't read. I'm too impatient for it.

No, I haven't.



What leader did was pretty fucking low, although he's still a great member and I hope he returns.