Astronaut's Middleman Service

[Sector]

ASTRONAUT'S MIDDLEMAN SERVICE

I really, really want to get known on the forum so I'm doing this.

HOW IT GOES DOWN + REQUIREMENTS
- I do all "middlemanning" through Kik or Xbox Live party chat ONLY.
- I only do deals with a net worth of at least $100.
- You must have at least 10 posts on the site in order for me to middleman for you.

WHY YOU CAN TRUST ME
- I'm new to the site.
- I maintain proper grammar.
- I go out for brunch.
- I sh*t the bed.
- I trust you.

VOUCHES
1. Pandaria - Legit, penciled user. Did a $600 middleman for me.
2. Simple - Legit guy right here. Middlemanned for me at brunch.
3. Flippy - Super legit middleman.

Feel free to ask any questions, below!

Spoiler

I'm just f*cking with you! I don't middleman, guys! That's just a way to get caught in the middle of stupid junk.

 

[Nevermind]

Vouch for my buddy Astronaut. He's as legit as the come.
EDIT: Shits the bed.

 

[Chill]

Hahaha, but seriously though it was $600. Vouch for OP, only Middlemans after brunch. Legit as fuck + shits the bed.

 

[Sarcasm]

Vouch for Astronaut. He's great at spamming me on aim

 

[Curley]

LOL, this was funny xD vouch for this guy he's hilarious

 

[м¢ℓσνιη]

My god, this guy is legit as he does shit the bed.

 

[Sector]

My god, this guy is legit as he does shit the bed.

Thank you. This means so much to have a staff member take recognition of my bed-shitting.