I think that you should get Internet awards for REAL LIFE achievements. That way you'll all have none.
Here's some examples:
> the non-virgin award
> non neck beard award
> non weeaboo award
> sports awards! (Competitive gaming doesn't count nerd)
> straight As in school
> more than 5 IRL friends award
> the "I don't hate myself" award
Just a suggestion. That will give you guys something to strive for. Or, if you have them already, then what the fuck are you doing on FK all day?
If you guys can think of more let me know. I'm sure the site can accommodate another 25 awards anyway.