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I just thought of a really good Casey Anthony joke, but I can't post it on here... My mom would kill me. :(
 
lol I had to read that twice to actually get the joke :p
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 8th grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the older kids, and I have over 300 confirmed paper wasp hits. I am trained in Internet warfare and I’m the top sniper in my entire MW3 clan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hax0rs across the town and your grades are being changed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your GPA. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can threaten you over the Internet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in "do u even lift", but I have access to the entire arsenal of Mrs. Smith's classroom at my disposal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will read it and probably do nothing. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Nike said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 8th grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the older kids, and I have over 300 confirmed paper wasp hits. I am trained in Internet warfare and I’m the top sniper in my entire MW3 clan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hax0rs across the town and your grades are being changed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your GPA. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can threaten you over the Internet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in "do u even lift", but I have access to the entire arsenal of Mrs. Smith's classroom at my disposal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will read it and probably do nothing. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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seriously, just stop. It was funny the first time you copied and pasted that bullshit.
 
Durantula said:
seriously, just stop. It was funny the first time you copied and pasted that bullshit.
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Sir sir sir. Now before you get all butt-hurt, if you'd of actually read the post, you would of realized that this is a variation of the original. So please.
 
Nike said:
Sir sir sir. Now before you get all butt-hurt, if you'd of actually read the post, you would of realized that this is a variation of the original. So please.
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not butthurt but when I seen your name I knew you would post that. :p
 
kasteen said:
Wanna hear a better joke?
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let me guess...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Westville Prison, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Deaths on the other inmates, and I have over 300 confirmed plastic knife stabbings. I am trained in Prison warfare and I’m the top Fighter in my entire Cell Block. You are nothing to me but just another Inmate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of career criminals across the state and your friends are being beaten right now so you better prepare for the storm, nigga. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stab you with a knife in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pocket knife. Not only am I extensively trained in knife to knife combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of several kitchen knives at my disposal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will read it and probably do nothing. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Wanna hear another joke?
Durantula posted a HQ thread
 
Durantula said:
Wanna here another joke
Bitches on my dick
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Here's another joke.

Skids don't hate in Durantula.

Stop hating on him. You are all just mad that he makes bank.
 
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