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So what are your best movie quotes?
I find you can get a lot of them from good movies like "The Hangover"
 
"You're not actually wearing that are you? Are you actually gonna wear that or are you guys just fuckin' with me?"
"Wear what?"
"The man purse"
"It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

<3
 
"I'm freaking out man!"
"you are freaking out...man.."

Super Troopers
 
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay and silent bob strike back. lol :D
 
Put the lotion on the skin.


do i even have to say?
 
"Hey, you gimme that sandwich and go make yourself another one"

Some random ass film on TV
 
Nicco said:
I LOL'd harder at "Some random ass film on TV"

Than the actual quote. Even though the quote is pretty funny too :p

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xD, i had no intention of that being funny.
 
"i thought you were crazy...but now i can see your nuts"

austin powers lol
 
say hello to my lil friend - Scarface

this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun - full metal jacket

whats his problem?
He wants to be president - the expendiables

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!” - barney stinson (not a film but tv program lol)
 
Lol kol those are some good quotes I like the expendable one the most
 
Austin Powers: international man of Mysteries.

Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
 
Step brothers: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.
 
Irelandrulz2 said:
Step brothers: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.
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hehe, Step brothers.

"That's not the way we do stuff"

The Expendables.

I took that sexually at first.
 
Irelandrulz2 said:
Step brothers: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.
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That made me LOL EXTRA hard.

*Paul Crew gets pulled over by cops*
Paul: "Don't you think I should pull the car over more? I could get side swiped.
Cop: "You sound like your slurring your words their Paul, have you been drinkin' tonight?"
Paul: "Absolutely yeah! Now, could you do me a favor and hold this beer while I back it up?"
*Backs up car and crashes into the cop car behind*
Paul: "Hey, you can finish that one, I got 5 more, take care guys!"
 
Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale Denton: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don't seem chill.
Dale Denton: I'm more chill than you.
Red: You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
Dale Denton: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend.


Pineapple express. Lolzor
 
Zennywop said:
Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale Denton: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don't seem chill.
Dale Denton: I'm more chill than you.
Red: You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
Dale Denton: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend.


Pineapple express. Lolzor
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I had a summer job at a theatre. On my breaks, I saw Pineapple Express about 6 times in total.
<3
Lol
 
Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, "you people?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do *you* mean, "you people?"
Kirk Lazarus: Huh?


Tropic thunder.

You need to watch the movie to make it funny. Ill get it in a sec...
[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNnuiT0qek[/video]
 
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