Bit's Bitch Baggin

Ok so I'm getting pissed at females again, and it's time to flex.

I want to put a good dent in team pussy, score a few points for team dick.

Come here with your bitch problems and I will help you mind fuck her.

If she's young my head game will eat her alive, I can practically guarantee you I will get you her, with ease.

Provide as many details as possible, literally EVERYTHING you can, texts (with time stamps), fb convos, all of that shit. Failure to provide a reasonable amount of info will just have me ignore you.

Note: If the bitch loses her mind, or becomes obsessive and clingy, or kills herself, I can't and won't be held liable.

Note: If the bitch loses her mind, or becomes obsessive and clingy, or kills herself, I can't and won't be held liable.

wut ?

He is saying that if the shit he tells you to say, ends a life, brings her closer then you want her to, or just a complete bitch, that he is not legible for the consequences.

I think I might need your assistance.

The friend zone be lurking in the shadows.

Astro said:

I think I might need your assistance.

The friend zone be lurking in the shadows.

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Alright, PM me with as many details as possible. I don't know much about friend zones tbh, other than the 'fake' ones. So I can't make much promises, but I have been wanting to get a feel for them, pretty confident I can get you out.

Bit said:

Alright, PM me with as many details as possible. I don't know much about friend zones tbh, other than the 'fake' ones. So I can't make much promises, but I have been wanting to get a feel for them, pretty confident I can get you out.

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I'll PM you later when I have a physical keyboard in front of me.
I'd take me an hour to write it all on my phone.

Also, I'm not really in the friend zone, I can just see it happening at the current pace of things.

Astro said:

I'll PM you later when I have a physical keyboard in front of me.
I'd take me an hour to write it all on my phone.

Also, I'm not really in the friend zone, I can just see it happening at the current pace of things.

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Alright, I'll be the judge of that.

In an hour I probably will be out, found myself a nice little freak for the night.

Dude I'll hit you up about this once I start talking to this girl on kik lol.

Bitches be trippin'. How do i fix this?

Lame123 said:

Bitches be trippin'. How do i fix this?

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Swap teams, start gettin that D. Only fix I know of.

My bitch has been tripping for a week now, she isn't on her period she won't tell me shit, what do.