California Fucked up

[California]

Well I was in the library doing a group project, and at the librarian desk was this white chick. She was doing the whole look and look off and look again shit . My preference being white women take this opportunity. So I walk to the bathroom to make sure I look presentable (I always do but I'm self conscious) . I come out and there she is right in front of me... She turns around and looks at me and it was like a awkward 3 seconds of eye contact. I open my mouth and NOTHING COMES OUT. She starts smiling and I just walked off , never have I ever been that embarrassed lol.

 

[gunnar]

Nice job my boss.
If this was me I would've probably done worse than you.

 

[Chats]

She wanted the dick, you should of gave it to her.

 

[Sarcasm]

@California we know you pull bitches. You should of hit that shit at school, or even taken a shit and get a blumpkin.

 

[California]

The thing is that has never happened. ( IM BY NO MEANS A MASTER WITH WOMEN) But never has this happened to me.

 

[Sapphire]

Hahaha this is great, @"California". How old you think she was?

 

[Miles]

Hahaha. She probably either was very confused and a little bit creeped out or thought it was cute. Due to the smile I think it was the latter, try your luck again later.

 

[maxed]

you will have another chance DONT worry

 

[California]

Hahaha this is great, @"California". How old you think she was?

I'm 18, she had to be like 20-21. Like she was short as fuck (I'm 6'3). From a distance I thought She was my age TILL I SAW HER

 

[old]

Dude, everyone chokes at least once. That's life.
Next time you see her say "I choked last time. This time it's your turn."
Works every time! I hooked up with Michelle Obama by using that great advice I found in an HF ebook.

 

[California]

Dude, everyone chokes at least once. That's life.
Next time you see her say "I choked last time. This time it's your turn."
Works every time! I hooked up with Michelle Obama by using that great advice I found in an HF ebook.

Probably the funniest member on FK left, Much love fam.

 

[Painkiller]

Dude, everyone chokes at least once. That's life.
Next time you see her say "I choked last time. This time it's your turn."
Works every time! I hooked up with Michelle Obama by using that great advice I found in an HF ebook.

Bro, those HF ebooks are the best. After paying $5 to a member on HF, I am now drowning in the pussy. I have 6 Lamborghinis, a beachfront mansion, a celebrity girlfriend, and don't have to work a day in my life. All that software reselling on eBay really paid off.