*Carson's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

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Carson's Ant Jokes


Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!

Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Discordant!

What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

That's stupid. I hate Ants.
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Kill said:
That's stupid. I hate Ants.
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Ant jokes are the new thing my friend!
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Whirl said:
Ant jokes are the new thing my friend!
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No. No they aren't. Did you confuse Anti Jokes with Ant Jokes?
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Kill said:
No. No they aren't. Did you confuse Anti Jokes with Ant Jokes?
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Ant jokes are taking over!

Ant jokes FTW
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Whirl said:
Ant jokes are taking over!

Ant jokes FTW
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Not really
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Kill said:
Not really
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lol not at all thats why its funny

i mean seriously have you ever heard of an ant joke before this thread?
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Whirl said:
lol not at all thats why its funny

i mean seriously have you ever heard of an ant joke before this thread?
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I'm not laughing. :/
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Kill said:
I'm not laughing. :/
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Look at what this is posted under..

Spamming and Trolling.

What did you expect HQ ANT JOKES? Those dont exist!
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

BUMP! More people need to see these quality jokes
 
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I want you dead. Ants suck dick
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Kill said:
I want you dead. Ants suck dick
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Yes i know Kill, we have been over this.
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Dood, I just stepped on a pile of ants today. I destroyed there little hole and filled it with water.
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Poop said:
Dood, I just stepped on a pile of ants today. I destroyed there little hole and filled it with water.
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I filled the bitch in your sigs hole with water
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Whirl said:
I filled the bitch in your sigs hole with water
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Wow dood, that was very uncalled for.
Melanie Iglesias doesnt deserve that!!​
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Poop said:
Wow dood, that was very uncalled for.
Melanie Iglesias doesnt deserve that!!​
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my apologies, please forgive me poop!

Can't Believe i almost forgot to bump this HQ thread.
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

HQ Thread is HQ, Bump up check it out~
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Bump! Check these jokes out lol
 
RE: *Whirl's HQ Ant Joke Thread* Updated daily !

Nice jokes brohoncho, why are they all about ants?
 
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