Hitler said:My mom usually helps me finish.
Fresh said:I would just play it off like nothing happend make her feel like she is to blame, just act normal and shiz
Poison said:You should have just starred at her and finished like a man.
Furious said:You guys are messed up lol. I've lightened up a little but seriously you guys don't know how it feels. This isn't in the spamming and trolling section.
MCG said:I doubt anybody here's going to be able to help you unless they have a time machine you can borrow.
Furious said:I hope someone does. I'll buy a time machine method for $5,000.
Fuck said:You need to re-obtain your manhood and go fuck some bitches.
Jason said:It's embarrassing, but it's natural. It's not necessarily natural to get caught masturbating, but masturbation is acceptable. Your mother just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, and you're lucky it was your mother of all people (if you have siblings). Your mother has seen your pecker before...just not in this sense.
Always lock your door if you have your pecker out.
Furious said:I already have a girlfriend but thanks.
Thanks for the encouraging feedback. At least I have a $1 million dollar footlong or it would've been a lot more embarrassing.
Fuck said:Then she ain't doing it right if you spanking it and posting on forums.
Kill said:I never get caught masturbating I feel like I have Spidy Senses.
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