Cheerios Story

[Sanctuary]

Old, but oh-so-gold.

http://pastebin.com/ysJps0p2

Things you need to know before you read it:

• If you've already read this, DON'T spoil it for anyone else. Let them have their fun.
• You're reading at your own discretion
• I'm not responsible for whatever you do/attempt after reading this.
• Have fun.

Please, don't post on this thread if you've already read this. Let's try to keep it spoiler-free for the one's who haven't.
And for those of you who haven't read this, enjoy!

 

[-BiiGMoNeY-]

LMFAO yo wtf is that That is fucking weird

 

[Sanctuary]

LMFAO yo wtf is that That is fucking weird

Keep reading, it gets better.

 

[Identity]

I'm too lazy to read anything longer than a paragraph, dammit

 

[-BiiGMoNeY-]

CORNFLAKES man this is really weird

 

[Sanctuary]

I'm too lazy to read anything longer than a paragraph, dammit

Trust me, this one is worth reading.

 

[Junior]

I read like half of it and this shit is fucked up where the fuck did you find this?

 

[Sanctuary]

I read like half of it and this shit is fucked up where the fuck did you find this?

My friend was like 'Never press random paste on pastebin' and I wanted to know why and he linked me to that. xD
But read the rest, it gets better.

 

[Blunts]

Read the whole thing. Dead serious.

 

[Feat]

I Just got mind-fucked. Sanc, why did you do this to me?!?

Off Topic: AIMs emoticons look gayer than ever.

 

[lVibe]

Wow weirdest shit i read on the net LOL good read

 

[F. Malware]

Tbh I wasted my time on that, there was a couple references I thought where funny but overall it was just a weird fetish.
I coulda went to 4chan for that.

 

[Chronos]

My curiosity is picking at me but I don't need to read any Creepypasta's this late. Someone feel like filling me in on the general gist of the paste?

 

[F. Malware]

Guy cums in cheerios and eats it himself, along with some chick, and his roomate.
Imo its not funny at all.

 

[Chronos]

Guy cums in cheerios and eats it himself, along with some chick, and his roomate.
Imo its not funny at all.

Huh, doesn't exactly sound like a good read at all. Oh well, I'll pass.

 

[Cole]

I'm not going to read this. Who ever wrote this should write my English essays for me.

 

[Sanctuary]

Gee, aren't you guys the funnest people in the world.

If you don't like the paste, no need to post on the thread. Simple as that.

 

[Almost]

This is weird wtf!!!!!!!!!

 

[aMbition]

LMFAO what the hell is that? hah