Have you ever had the great pleasure and joy to clean up someone's fecal matter? Now, I don't mean that of a baby's. I don't mean that of your slow cousin. I mean, some completely random person's shit. Imagine this: you go to your bathroom and some mystery being, that is a human, (a poor fucking excuse of a human, mind you) left a steaming, diarrhea-ic pile of shit on the floor. Now, let's make that 10 times worse. Your bathroom has also flooded with a good 1-2 inches of water. So the shit is everywhere. Clumps of it, floating around. Ripped up shit infested toilet paper soaking into your floor. Shit is everywhere.
Today, I had the fine task of experiencing such a scene in which someone left a pile of shit next to a toilet in an officers head on my aircraft carrier. And gasp, guess who had to clean it up? Was it the higher up, snob faced officer who likely decided to leave such a mess? Of course not, why would they ever let even a speck of dust touch their perfectly beautifully righteous hands? No, let's have a little airman who's life is fucking worthless clean up this shit. Yummy.
And so there I was, sweeping shit into a drain for a good hour and a half. Cleaning up someone elses fecies because they themselves are too low, too disgusting, too disgraceful of a human being to clea up such a mess itself. Accident? Perhaps it was, but doubtful. How the fuck does one miss the fucking toilet? It was literally next to the toilet. Sigh, all my Navy career has been this: cleaning up someone elses shit. People too lazy to do the work themselves. "Oh, let's make lil faggot no life airman do it." Fuck the Navy, fuck this branch of military service. I have no honor in cleaning shit. How are you serving your country? By cleaning someone elses fecal matter off the fucking floor.
tl;dr cleaned shit off floor; bathroom also flooded; shit everywhere; fuck the navy.
Today, I had the fine task of experiencing such a scene in which someone left a pile of shit next to a toilet in an officers head on my aircraft carrier. And gasp, guess who had to clean it up? Was it the higher up, snob faced officer who likely decided to leave such a mess? Of course not, why would they ever let even a speck of dust touch their perfectly beautifully righteous hands? No, let's have a little airman who's life is fucking worthless clean up this shit. Yummy.
And so there I was, sweeping shit into a drain for a good hour and a half. Cleaning up someone elses fecies because they themselves are too low, too disgusting, too disgraceful of a human being to clea up such a mess itself. Accident? Perhaps it was, but doubtful. How the fuck does one miss the fucking toilet? It was literally next to the toilet. Sigh, all my Navy career has been this: cleaning up someone elses shit. People too lazy to do the work themselves. "Oh, let's make lil faggot no life airman do it." Fuck the Navy, fuck this branch of military service. I have no honor in cleaning shit. How are you serving your country? By cleaning someone elses fecal matter off the fucking floor.
tl;dr cleaned shit off floor; bathroom also flooded; shit everywhere; fuck the navy.
