Convinced are buddy he is going to die from snorting POP ROCKS! LOL Pastebin WILL! ha

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So me an my friends where just hanging out on skype then are buddy told us he got home from the doctors after snorting pop rocks so we decided to troll the fuck out of him an now he thinks he could die lol

Here is his will! lol
http://pastebin.com/T1NshwYr

Convo logs.
[6:20:24 PM] The Ninja.: loolz
[6:20:34 PM] The Ninja.: just got back from the hospital :l
[6:20:36 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: shut up fed
[6:20:44 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: you cut your on playing xbox
[6:20:51 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: fatty
[6:20:59 PM] The Ninja.: Shut up Non-Fed.
[6:22:14 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: damn straight
[6:22:21 PM] The Ninja.: Well
[6:22:33 PM] The Ninja.: I decided to Snort Poprocks up my nose
[6:22:40 PM] The Ninja.: to see what it would feel like.
[6:22:43 PM] The Ninja.: BIIIG Mistake
[6:22:56 PM] d0x: wtf
[6:22:58 PM] d0x: autism
[6:22:59 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: i remember when I use to not do that
[6:23:22 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: time to go on hidden wiki
[6:23:34 PM] The Ninja.: hidden wiki?
[6:23:36 PM] The Ninja.: wut
[6:23:45 PM] The Ninja.: I can still feel them poping
[6:23:53 PM] iKonroi: ur fucked
[6:24:00 PM] iKonroi: guess ur funerals next
[6:24:02 PM] The Ninja.: even after they shoved some huge ass Q-Tip up my nose.
[6:24:18 PM] The Ninja.: huh. mine/
[6:24:21 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: that was samples to make sure you werent doing drugs
[6:24:23 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: dumbass
[6:24:32 PM] The Ninja.: Fuck ^-^
[6:24:46 PM] The Ninja.: Well
[6:24:51 PM] The Ninja.: I was snorting coke last night
[6:24:52 PM] The Ninja.: FUCK
[6:24:56 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: good luck if your lucky tomorrow morning youll only be spitting up blood
[6:25:05 PM] The Ninja.: I hope ^^
[6:25:06 PM] The Ninja.: ;p
[6:25:36 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: no seriously back in the late 90's some retarded kid snorted a whole bag of pop rocks an was in the hospital for a week
[6:25:40 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: lost a shit load of blood
[6:25:41 PM] iKonroi: pop rocks = tragic
[6:25:51 PM] The Ninja.: fuck.
[6:25:57 PM | Edited 6:26:03 PM] The Ninja.: Why am I such an idiot?!?!
[6:26:08 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: idk
[6:26:14 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: its a given?
[6:26:20 PM] The Ninja.: derp.
[6:26:23 PM] The Ninja.: Guys
[6:26:38 PM] The Ninja.: I think I just pretty much made my death sentance.
[6:26:42 PM] The Ninja.: SOooooooOOoOOo
[6:26:45 PM] The Ninja.: I Put on my will.
[6:26:47 PM] The Ninja.: Konrois Cock.
[6:27:15 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: we aren't kidding
[6:27:15 PM] iKonroi: honestly if i didnt just get back from another fucking state after driving all day and on 12 cups of coffee and dead i would waste time to explain what sniffing pop rocks will do to you
[6:27:33 PM] d0x: my nieabors kid snorted a gumybear they had to surgenicly remove it and got it out after 3 hours
[6:27:33 PM] iKonroi: its not deadly in a lot of cases, but you're going to have some very serious problems
[6:27:36 PM] iKonroi: the "pop"
[6:27:42 PM] iKonroi: is a chem makup.
[6:27:59 PM] iKonroi: that does NOT belong in the brain and can cause long tearm side affects
[6:28:03 PM] iKonroi: thats all ill get to
[6:28:07 PM] The Ninja.: like
[6:28:13 PM] The Ninja.: what kind of side effects
[6:28:14 PM] The Ninja.: As in
[6:28:21 PM] The Ninja.: Il be a Skid for the rest of my life?
[6:28:27 PM] d0x: its the start of a brain tumor
[6:28:29 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: basically if you snorted enough you could suffer memory loss
[6:28:34 PM] The Ninja.: PHEEW
[6:28:35 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: an loss of bodily functions
[6:28:36 PM] The Ninja.: Wasnt Much.
[6:28:41 PM] d0x: ninja
[6:28:47 PM] d0x: it got far back enough
[6:28:54 PM] d0x: that it could start growing calcuim
[6:28:54 PM] The Ninja.: Shit :l
[6:28:57 PM] d0x: and become a tumor
[6:28:59 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^
[6:29:24 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: calcium isn't exactly the best thing to have mutating in your head
[6:29:25 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: sir
[6:29:33 PM] The Ninja.: I know that
[6:29:42 PM] The Ninja.: Id rather not have another FUCKING BONE growing in my damn head.
[6:29:50 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: just imagine this, you know how calcium gets stuck to the side of pools an shit?
[6:29:55 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: imagine that in your brian
[6:29:56 PM] d0x: that bone will intrude and enter your brain
[6:30:03 PM] d0x: like a lombatimy
[6:30:04 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: they would have to literally cut it out
[6:30:06 PM] iKonroi: [6:28 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]:

<<< if you snorted enough you could suffer memory lossHow ever, if any of those rocks went into your lungs it will ruin and put holes in your lungs, the outer wall is of paper. u wont notice for a few months on
[6:30:08 PM] d0x: you will count to potato
[6:30:23 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^
[6:30:25 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: LOL
[6:30:28 PM] The Ninja.: LOLZ
[6:30:33 PM] d0x: speaking of potatos did you know potatos have more cromasones them fucking people?
[6:30:39 PM] The Ninja.: holy fuck
[6:30:41 PM] The Ninja.: really?
[6:30:43 PM] The Ninja.: LOLZ
[6:30:51 PM] d0x: ya 1 sec
[6:30:52 PM] d0x: lol
[6:30:53 PM] The Ninja.: d0x
[6:30:55 PM] The Ninja.: If I die.
[6:30:58 PM] The Ninja.: Tell Konroi
[6:30:58 PM] d0x: http://www.ewart.org.uk/biology/index.php?l=11'
[6:31:00 PM] d0x: http://www.ewart.org.uk/biology/index.php?l=11
[6:31:00 PM] The Ninja.: I love him.
[6:31:02 PM] The Ninja.: :x
[6:31:07 PM] d0x: Species Number
Fruit Fly 8
Earthworm 36
Human 46
Potato 48
Garden Snail 54
Kingfisher 132
[6:31:12 PM] d0x: [6:31 PM] d0x:

<<< Human 46
Potato 48
[6:31:17 PM] The Ninja.: LOL
[6:31:23 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ninja soon enough after snorting thos epop rocks youll be getting covered on ultra downy bottles
[6:31:24 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yKVuVUaMNlg/THhdh2aygcI/AAAAAAAAACU/2lS1GFwxZUY/s1600/15.jpg
[6:31:48 PM] The Ninja.: LOL
[6:32:01 PM] iKonroi: No but all jokes asidem like I said in most cases it's not death unless the lungs are ignored.
[6:32:08 PM] The Ninja.: Fuck
[6:32:17 PM] The Ninja.: Im going to get my lungs checked everyday
[6:32:22 PM] The Ninja.: for the next 5 months.
[6:32:23 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: good idea
[6:32:25 PM] The Ninja.: woops woop.
[6:32:55 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: just go to the doctors a few times aweek to make sure nothing is going wrong
[6:32:57 PM] The Ninja.: So, Stick to the coke for now, right? lol
[6:32:58 PM] iKonroi: It will do a lot of dammage to the outer layer of your brain meninges.
[6:33:01 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: which will eventually
[6:33:08 PM] iKonroi: No, not at all...
[6:33:16 PM] d0x: lungs?
[6:33:17 PM] The Ninja.: Why. :c
[6:33:17 PM] iKonroi: go to a doctor and tell him what you did off the bat
[6:33:21 PM] d0x: ninja your going to need a cat scan
[6:33:29 PM] iKonroi: they wont bother to look deeper without a cause / reason.
[6:33:33 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^
[6:33:38 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^^
[6:33:52 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: how much is a cat scan? like $3000?
[6:34:00 PM] The Ninja.: Ok My List

Go To Doctor
Tell them what happened
See if I can get Cat Scan
Hope no Long Term issues happen
[6:34:07 PM] The Ninja.: My Dad is a Rich mother fucker.
[6:34:11 PM] The Ninja.: and hes a doctor :p
[6:34:13 PM] iKonroi: if u dont want them to know u sniffed pop rocks then goto the E.R
[6:34:17 PM] iKonroi: tell them you have pain
[6:34:28 PM] The Ninja.: Listening ^
[6:34:35 PM] The Ninja.: I dont want my dad to know im on Coke and weed.
[6:34:39 PM] iKonroi: and tell them your lungs feel weird and you have a fluid in your chest.
[6:34:44 PM] iKonroi: they will go right ahead and take care of you
[6:34:49 PM] The Ninja.: Thanks konroi
[6:34:58 PM] The Ninja.: never thought you would be fucking saving my life :l
[6:35:14 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: well to us its common sense to not snort pop rocks
[6:35:16 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: but to some
[6:35:17 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: well
[6:35:22 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: >_>
[6:35:25 PM] The Ninja.: Lol
[6:35:32 PM] The Ninja.: Isolate. Always gets to me <3
[6:35:35 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: (co_oc)
[6:35:49 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: wait!!!!
[6:35:56 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: Since your a fed!
[6:36:05 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: Dont you have free health care?
[6:36:14 PM] The Ninja.: I can go to my "Fed Buddies" for free doctor shit
[6:36:15 PM] The Ninja.: Yea.
[6:36:17 PM] The Ninja.: 100%.
[6:36:21 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: nice
[6:36:38 PM] The Ninja.: Konroi
[6:36:51 PM] The Ninja.: Does this mean no dope until im sure my lungs are ok?
[6:36:58 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: obvi
[6:37:04 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: btw how old are you?
[6:37:14 PM] The Ninja.: me
[6:37:16 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ye
[6:37:16 PM] The Ninja.: old enough.
[6:37:18 PM] The Ninja.: 15.
[6:37:20 PM] The Ninja.: :p
[6:37:22 PM] iKonroi: yes rofl if u get any other substance with the lack of meninges or dammage to the lining you will die
[6:37:33 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^
[6:37:48 PM] The Ninja.: Ok, Thanks.
[6:37:51 PM] The Ninja.: Gonna be hard
[6:37:56 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: especially coke, that will deteriate your longs a ton faster
[6:37:58 PM] The Ninja.: But id rather be safe than fucking die.
[6:38:03 PM] iKonroi: The meninges is what drugs break through to get you "high" if in fact it's not their you will get 100% dose to your brain and ANY line of coke will kill you
[6:38:15 PM] The Ninja.: fuckk
[6:38:16 PM] The Ninja.: mkay
[6:38:18 PM] The Ninja.: thanks
[6:38:24 PM] The Ninja.: for saving my ass.
[6:38:28 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: probably wouldnt want to do coke for a few months
[6:38:39 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: same with bud
[6:38:46 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: dont smoke cigs either
[6:38:48 PM] d0x: ya your going to have to quit pot
[6:38:52 PM] The Ninja.: WHAT
[6:38:55 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: :/
[6:38:57 PM] The Ninja.: Hell No. Sorry Bro.
[6:39:01 PM] d0x: it will grow the calcum base
[6:39:06 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: ^
[6:39:07 PM] The Ninja.: ergh.
[6:39:08 PM] d0x: well then you just signed your own death warrent
[6:39:14 PM] d0x: better start writing your well
[6:39:16 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: yerp
[6:39:48 PM] The Ninja.: I will \;
[6:39:55 PM] The Ninja.: Can I send it to you d0x?
[6:39:59 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: I hope your taking us seriously.
[6:40:00 PM] The Ninja.: And you post it in this chat?
[6:40:08 PM] d0x: your bud?
[6:40:12 PM] The Ninja.: No.
[6:40:12 PM] d0x: lol
[6:40:13 PM] The Ninja.: My Well
[6:40:17 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: will*?
[6:40:18 PM] The Ninja.: And my Bud, for konroi.
[6:40:19 PM] The Ninja.: *will
[6:40:21 PM] The Ninja.: woops
[6:40:25 PM] d0x: just put that i get your computer
[6:40:32 PM] The Ninja.: Hold on
[6:40:37 PM] The Ninja.: gonna start writing it.
[6:40:59 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: the other day I took 3 ephedrines an after 30 minutes I got up and looked at my vaines an they where bulding out of my arms
[6:41:00 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: lol
[6:41:15 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: buldging
[6:42:18 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: (cool)
[6:44:06 PM] iKonroi: [6:40 PM] The Ninja.:

<<< And my Bud, for konroi.
[6:44:14 PM] iKonroi: Yeah no, I'm not a fan of reggie browns.
[6:45:38 PM] *** The Ninja. sent The Ninjas Will.txt ***
[6:45:41 PM] The Ninja.: Derp ^-^
[6:45:47 PM] The Ninja.: Il put on pastenin if you like :p
[6:45:52 PM] The Ninja.: *PasteBin
[6:45:53 PM] d0x: do that
[6:45:57 PM] d0x: 627b
[6:46:04 PM] d0x: how many lines is that?
[6:46:09 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: lol reggie
[6:46:11 PM] Isolate [Dank-Ass Fool]: lolol
[6:46:37 PM] The Ninja.: like
[6:46:38 PM] The Ninja.: 9
[6:46:52 PM] iKonroi: let me fix this hold on
[6:47:06 PM] The Ninja.: http://pastebin.com/T1NshwYr
 
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