Corny Jokes/Pick up lines

[¤ƒƒ]

Hey guys just a random thread where you can feel free to post your jokes or pick up lines :

Example: Why Did Adele Cross The Road?


Answer: To Say Hello From The Other Side

Enjoy guys be nice and behave thanks

 

[ForumKorner]

1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing
2. Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
3. You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
4. Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
5. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

 

[Magnificent]

Pick-up lines are what I used in 6th grade when I had my girlfriend and would use it to flirt and shit in texts.

I was 12 back then.

If anyone thinks they can use a pick-up line to impress a girl, you cant unless they are fucking stupid

 

[Devil]

I bet you a blow job you won't give me your number

 

[¤ƒƒ]

Pick-up lines are what I used in 6th grade when I had my girlfriend and would use it to flirt and shit in texts.

I was 12 back then.

If anyone thinks they can use a pick-up line to impress a girl, you cant unless they are fucking stupid

Ok this is a topic for jokes and pick up lines just for fun not to trash people's topic I respect your opinion but I did not ask for it please keep it to yourself

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I bet you a blow job you won't give me your number

Lmfao nice I bet this will definitely work :)

 

[Mal]

Hey baby want to see all my OG sm's?


Works 100% of the time

 

[¤ƒƒ]

Hey baby want to see all my OG sm's?


Works 100% of the time

Vouch for this this definitely works for sure guys

 

[Liquids]

Is there a phone in that back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me

 

[Chill]

I know a good joke, all the threads you post in the wrong sections!

 

[Samus]

I just want you to know as long as I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit

 

[B l u]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants (; heuheuheuheu

 

[theboyz99]

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
and
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
......... A Cat-astrophe