1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing
2. Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
3. You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
4. Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
5. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Ok this is a topic for jokes and pick up lines just for fun not to trash people's topic I respect your opinion but I did not ask for it please keep it to yourself
devil said:
I bet you a blow job you won't give me your number
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
and
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
......... A Cat-astrophe