Cumshot

[Jamil]

This is the weirdest shit I have ever said in my life.

But how the fuck do people cumshot, I can just do a volcano.

Doesn't shoot anywhere, ugh...​

 

[Random]

Think of narc, with her clothes off.. moderating some posts.. maybe even giving someone a temp ban... oOooh. brb.. i hav... homework to do *wink*

 

[Jamil]

Think of narc, with her clothes off.. moderating some posts.. maybe even giving someone a temp ban... oOooh. brb.. i hav... homework to do *wink*

@hobbes when I watch Asa Akira videos, I be seeing the dude fucking snipe her in her eye from 17 feet away.

 

[3005]

If you really want to do it, stop wanking for a couple days maybe even a week and when you go to do it dude wear googles, if that doesnt work then your balls have problems.

 

[Random]

Re: RE: Cumshot

@hobbes when I watch Asa Akira videos, I be seeing the dude fucking snipe her in her eye from 17 feet away.

That's cuz he's mlg anahiem 2013 mate. he's in faze

 

[Jamil]

That's cuz he's mlg anahiem 2013 mate. he's in faze

I ain't never see no Russian hulk Hogan lookin ass niggas at E.

 

[Jamil]

hold it in and go hard then just explode

I will super glue my dick hole so only a small opening is there then release and knock down Jets.

 

[jason]

Not every guy can. First off, don't masturbate or have sex for 24-72 hours. Then try the stop and go method during sex or masturbation. Go until you are about to ejaculate, stop, go, stop, and finally go until you ejaculate. Do this about 3-6 times. You will get better at this the more you try.

I've knocked down doors with this method. Wear goggles. Bombs away.

 

[Trick]

Not every guy can. First off, don't masturbate or have sex for 24-72 hours. Then try the stop and go method during sex or masturbation. Go until you are about to ejaculate, stop, go, stop, and finally go until you ejaculate. Do this about 3-6 times. You will get better at this the more you try.

I've knocked down doors with this method. Wear goggles. Bombs away.

Yea it's a good method until you do it too much and it blasts a fucking hole in your roof.

 

[Shift]

Not every guy can. First off, don't masturbate or have sex for 24-72 hours. Then try the stop and go method during sex or masturbation. Go until you are about to ejaculate, stop, go, stop, and finally go until you ejaculate. Do this about 3-6 times. You will get better at this the more you try.

I've knocked down doors with this method. Wear goggles. Bombs away.

Vouch for this method, it's more effective than a battering ram when it comes to knocking doors down.

 

[Jamil]

Vouch for this method, it's more effective than a battering ram when it comes to knocking doors down.

Gonna make my cumshots stronger than a SWAT team.

 

[One]

What's masturbation? I'm only 10 so I only pee out my wee-wee

 

[Sarcasm]

Just eat a limp biscuit that works for me all the time bro @jamil

 

[Amp]

Think of narc, with her clothes off.. moderating some posts.. maybe even giving someone a temp ban... oOooh. brb.. i hav... homework to do *wink*

You always find a way to make my day.
LMFAO.

 

[Ride]

Ask @perplex he is a master at them.

 

[Admire]

Not everybody can, but whenever i go to rub one off to some HD porn, 7 times out of 10 i will shoot a good load

 

[Bucks]

I shoot a good load no matter how many times I do it. It pisses me off having to clean the stuff from the church roof!