*Disclaimer* These stories are 100% True, i just thought of posting them because i havent posted consistently in ages.
Ok so this old ass man like 50, but he's fat with long greasy hair. (Like a ugly fuck version of seth rogen.) Comes in at 9:55, (I remember because we close at 10pm and i was pissed as fuck because i had to clean steamers that night). So he comes in all weird and shit, (if any of you have been to a firehouse, we have to say in unison WELCOME TO FIREHOUSE). WE say that and this guy looks at me (Only black person) and looks like i insulted and says "WHAT YOU SAY TO ME ?" Me confused " Welcome to firehouse....?" slurred , "Oh whatever" Walks to the register and looks at G-money (white male, shift leader we call him that for fun) and he says to G, "Ill have the steak" G lets out a sigh because i just cleaned the steamers and shit and this fuck wants a dine in at fuck damn near 10pm. The guy gets offended and says "Is their a problem?" G replies " No?" , the guys says with no fear " Better not or ill kill you" (Background info G does some law enforcement shit on the weekends, and he's just weird like a george zimmerman weird without the hate for black people) ON MY LIFE , G Pulls out a fucking pocket knife and says " I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU !" I look over and im like " WTF?" Guys starts screaming shit like " FUCK YOU ILL KILL YOU TOO" G yells "GTFO or ill kill you" and surprisingly he left. that night after close we all left at the same time so that guy wouldn't try any shit.
lol thinking back on this shit makes me laugh.
Ok so this old ass man like 50, but he's fat with long greasy hair. (Like a ugly fuck version of seth rogen.) Comes in at 9:55, (I remember because we close at 10pm and i was pissed as fuck because i had to clean steamers that night). So he comes in all weird and shit, (if any of you have been to a firehouse, we have to say in unison WELCOME TO FIREHOUSE). WE say that and this guy looks at me (Only black person) and looks like i insulted and says "WHAT YOU SAY TO ME ?" Me confused " Welcome to firehouse....?" slurred , "Oh whatever" Walks to the register and looks at G-money (white male, shift leader we call him that for fun) and he says to G, "Ill have the steak" G lets out a sigh because i just cleaned the steamers and shit and this fuck wants a dine in at fuck damn near 10pm. The guy gets offended and says "Is their a problem?" G replies " No?" , the guys says with no fear " Better not or ill kill you" (Background info G does some law enforcement shit on the weekends, and he's just weird like a george zimmerman weird without the hate for black people) ON MY LIFE , G Pulls out a fucking pocket knife and says " I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU !" I look over and im like " WTF?" Guys starts screaming shit like " FUCK YOU ILL KILL YOU TOO" G yells "GTFO or ill kill you" and surprisingly he left. that night after close we all left at the same time so that guy wouldn't try any shit.
lol thinking back on this shit makes me laugh.
