Are any of you aware of today's 'lowest' job?
I was watching it on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe not too long ago. Apparently, big enterprises hire someone to discretely scare away birds from their front terrace.
For example, you have a big building like this with a huge front entrance like so;
and there would just be a man that stays in front most of the day and walks back and forth, or run, depending on the entourage, in order to make sure no birds are hindering pedestrians from approaching.
People get payed for this! Ridiculous!