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where was it? was it good? was she an ugly female?

mine was at a park at like 2 in the morning in the stall (smh), it was honestly very good until she couldn't take the deep throat and threw up (ew), she was butt ugly...
ps. i never talked to her again, you don't throw up while doing that and try and kiss me......
i was 12
 

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47th said:
I got mine on the way to the bus my dog pulled down my pants and it was the greatest ever!
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was her name Lucy? if so cool if it was a guy...

Redman said:
my cat licked my penis does that count nigga?
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only if it was longer then 10 seconds if not no
 

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Infrared said:
I got some ribs remove so i could suck my own dick, shit was dank.
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I'm going to report you alright
 

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This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. This is an epic win
 

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mine was in like 7th grade in her backyard lmfao.
 

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What park? Already sound like you lying my nigga, PM me all info of the hoe.
 

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This thread is giving me AIDS.

Saying that your cat and dog licked your dick is fucking disgusting.
 

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I went to Spanish and I got caught fucking this nasty ass girl.. that was when my standards were low

I attracted AIDS, and Ebola combined

SUPER AIDS
 

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Neutral said:
Hey Chris, remember that party that a girl gave you a bj, but you only lasted a minute?

And you better not make me delete this, minute man.
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remember when you and courtney banged in the back during spanish

or when the hunch back of notre dame abe lincoln'd you
 

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My first one is very memorable. I was at my house, it was my first time & it was her first time giving one.
She was about a 7/10. Did good for her first time tho i came buckets
 
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