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Joshua_mybb_import21010

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Okay, I have no clue if this is going to f*cking work, but let's give this a go anyway.

The aim of this game: To consist posts that'll lead into an adventure, the character resets upon death.

Posts consist of;
an answer to previous post + an explanation of the next series as well as a new question.

Example:
Code:
Post 1:

You step forward towards to a split path, one that leads into the wilderness, while another leads into a narrow alleyway, you contemplate which path you wish to take.

Wilderness/Alleyway?

Post 2: 

Alleyway.
You encounter men covered in rags, they question you "Spare some change?" They look a little shady, you'd find that it might be a wise idea to invest sparing a coin or two to save trouble.

Do you spare some change?
Yes/No?

Post 3:

No.
The men stalk you throughout the alleyway until you've reached a dead end, you turn to find the men facing you as they pounce.

Your journey has come to an end.


Well, I'll give us a start.

You're starting to starve, as you wander through the market stalls, you come across a delicate, tender apple. Although, you're out of coins.

Do you steal the apple?
Yes/no.
 
Yes.
You run away as the guards chase you, a guard manages to shoot you in the knee, you're treated and taken to jail. You notice there is a small hole in the wall with a chisel inside.

Do you dig your way out?
Yes/No
 
Yes.
However, as you are making your great escape you hear sounds coming from the hole. You redouble your efforts, and find there's a home with a light on. You can still hear the sounds of footsteps and yelling behind you.

Do you break into the house and possibly murder/hurt the innocent family for your own safety?
Yes/No
 
Yes.
As you creep in towards the house you strike at the movement from around the corner., an man in his mid 20's possibly. You drag the body to the nearest and slide it underneath. You hear the guards are still following.

Do you make a run through it out the front door, or hide under the bed with the body?
Front door/under the bed?
 
Hide under the bed.
Under the bed there is a portal and you go on it and you travel in time asaddsasasd and you land on the time where dinasours were walking on Earth.
You find 2 T-Rex having sex.

Do you join and have a threesome or you leave and fly a pterodactyl?
Threesome/fly a pterodactyl
 
Fly a pterodactyl

On your pterodactyl ride you notice you are getting aroused. Suddenly, a wild pony appears!

Do you have a threesome with the t-rexs/talk to the wild pony/or have a strip poker contest with some cavemen
 
Reaper said:
Fly a pterodactyl

On your pterodactyl ride you notice you are getting aroused. Suddenly, a wild pony appears!

Do you have a threesome with the t-rexs/talk to the wild pony/or have a strip poker contest with some cavemen

You make the best choice the obvious choice. Have a major sex orgy with the t-rexs.

As you're getting your holes plunged by the gang of Tyrannosaurus' and their throbbing appendages, you start fading in and out of consciousness due to the sheer pleasure of each thrust sending seismic vibes throughout your body. You soon start to experience convulsions. While trying to hang onto your conscious state, you notice an unknown vehicle in the distance.

After the gang of bipedal reptilians had their way with you, you come back to a normal state of mind and the vehicle is still there sitting idle.

what do you do?

(Investigate the vehicle/Walk south into the jungle/fap)
 
Walk south into the jungle.
Being the only human around, you contemplate on how to build a new society.
You stumble your way across the jungle and come across an unconscious female covered in rags.

What do you do?
approach the woman carefully/leave her be/sexual assault
 
Sexually assault her.
She turns out to be a tranny,with gun,his/her gang comes out from the bushes
what do you do?
Run,fight
 
Run.

As you run away into the dense forest you trip on a stump and a fat man comes buy and says "Are you alright lad?". The fat man seems rich with cash bellowing out of his sides. But then - Out of no where a heard of monkeys come around the corner and swipe you off your feet again, beside you his the fat man's axe. You take it and swing at...

Fat man with cash or monkeys that will rape you.
 
Fat man with cash, as cash isn't going to be useful in these times and will most likely rape you.

The monkey is forever grateful for sparing his life, he leads you towards a tribe of monkeys.
Do you attempt to familiarize yourself with the monkeys, or leave by yourself?

(Familiarize with monkeys/leave by yourself?)
 
Familiarize
Then another heard of monkeys appear, help defend your colony or run for it

(Defend colony/run for it)
 
Are we aloud to post more than once, I hope so

Defend colony, as Karma is a Bitch - After the battle is over, you find that your monkey colony has won! Sadly, the leader Kewkie Man is badly injured, kill him or take him over your shoulder 500 miles to way Comway Banana Hospital.

(Kill Kewkie Man/Carry him 500 miles to hospital)
 
Kill Kewkie Man

After he dies the monkeys choose YOU as their new leader. As the leader of the monkeys you decide to

Have a massive orgy/Eat something/Attack the humans and takeover the world
 
Have a massive orgy.

You didn't expect these monkeys to brutally damage your anus as much as they did, you need time to recover.

Move on/Recover?
 
Recover, as you are plunging your anus with massive monkey sized tissues you find a needle with a strange substance

Inject yourself for lulz/Keep plunging your anus with tissues.
 
Inject yourself for lulz.

The substance miraculously heals your wounds, although. You're finally starting to ponder on how whether to start to rebuild society, or make an attempt to discover a way back to your time.

Rebuild society/discover way back
 
Rebuild society.

As you are thinking of multiple ways to start, the first thing you do is find settle ground to make your post. As you are gathering wood you notice the ground starts to shake. The ground begins to fall from underneath you and you're trying to run away, fast. But it's too late, you've fallen through the earth only to find yourself awaken from a bad dream, as you are still laying there in your prison cell bed.

What is your next move?
 
You see that the door of the cellar is open, you exit it but there is no one. There is a guard at the end of the hall, you approach him and he says "asdguqdepqbsdciqhsnqdfomhgwqfg" then tentacles go out of his eyes, nose, and mouth. You run and jump out of a window, but when you're about to hit the ground you wake up again and next to you is Leonardo DiCaprio saying "you went too deep" and he then proceeds gives you a cake.

Eat the cake or smash your head agaisnt the wall because of this nonsense?
 
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