Welcome to this weeks edition! We have a lot in store for
you guys. Hopefully you enjoy this edition. I got 8 kudos on the last
edition, so it seems that you guys enjoy this. I've tweaked this a lot!
This hasn't been the busiest week for ForumKorner, but
here are this week's headlines. Enjoy the breaking news from FK.
The ForumKorner Koin Bank! - ForumKorner has just installed a
breakthrough system for Koins. It is still in the beginning stages, as
interest is extremely low at the moment, the the fees are a bit staggering.
So far, it looks great, though.
DDoS Attacks - FK has been getting hit with DDoS attacks recently,
sending FK offline for a few hours yesterday, and leaving the site a bit shaky
the day before. This has stagnated many people trying to sell their products
or browse the forum's general discussion.
ForumKorner Chargebacks - After being banned by Beware, member
Epidemic, who was known as one of the most legitimate and contributing
members of the site, has chargebacked on hundreds of dollars of transactions,
leaving Philly to sell his group and award. Epidemic is indefinitely banned. Previous
to this, Epidemic's 2000+ positive reputation was reset by staff due to asking
for reputation.
Here are this week's breaking news articles coming from all
over the world. The world is changing non-stop, so enjoy your report of
this week's new conflict, headlines, and other topics.
Ebola - A Texas nurse, who has been in contact with the first Ebola
patient to die in the United States, has tested positive for the insanely
deadly virus Ebola. She is the second person known in the U.S. to actively
carry Ebola. For all you northern folks, there is a patient in Boston currently
being isolated in risk that they have Ebola.
Deadly Hayride - In Maine, 20 people injured and 1 dead after a tractor
hayride collides with a tree, flinging dozens off the hayride. The 1 dead was a
teenage girl.
Viking Treasure - After 1,000 years of being undiscovered, a 1,000 year
old Viking treasure hoard is found in Scotland. Just one of the silver cups found
in the hoard is worth a six figure price. The hoard dates back to the 10th century.
Talk about an ancient time capsule.
Welcome to the milestones of FK members coming from all
around the website. You guys have worked hard to achieve these, keep
it up, guys!
@Hostage has just upgraded to Power+, the hardest group to get
into onsite. Also, happy birthday, homie! Have a good birthday.
@"Zeus " has just upgraded to Power. Power is sweet, congratulations
and enjoy your new features.
@Andy has just obtained 3 months of online time. That really shows
your true dedication to the forums, congratulations on that whopping
achievement.
@Pandas has just reached 500 post reports. That's absolutely insane,
I am going for that as well.
@Never is now fully upgraded with Onyx, Power, Power+, and a Supporter
subscription. Yay me!
Enjoy this week's latest bans. Whatever these people are doing,
try not to do. Because these people have screwed up enough to join this list.
Epidemic has been banned indefinitely for disputing PayPal payments to
ForumKorner's official payment address. Since then, he has made about 7
multis.
Megan Fox has just been banned indefinitely for blackhat activity, due
to DDoSing another member of ForumKorner.
Critical Jr has just been banned for scamming.
Poop, Leader, Shade, and Terror Squad's multiple accounts were all banned
due to the rule regarding having more than one account. The accounts names
were Disturbia, Ohemgee, Diamonds, and Hypnoticc, respectively.
aVo, AKA "Beware's Wife", was banned for disrespecting staff, and pretending
that someone jacked his ForumKorner account for attention.
Enjoy this week's thread of the week. This thread is one
that made a lot of members cringe, but it gave me a good laugh.
http://www.forumkorner.com/thread-203943.html
I hope you guys enjoyed this edition of Never's ForumKorner News!
Let me know if you want to see more!
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