Free Onxy/Power

[Shift]

s/o to @hobbs

tell me the dirtiest,twisted, most disgusting joke you can think off and u win n shit

k thnx

onxy or power idc tbh

 

[Mango²]

So, I was fucking my daughter last night and my wife walked in. She was in shock. I don't know what she was more surprised by - the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it.

 

[Mal]

How do you pick up a Jewish chick?          With a broom and dust pan.


If i win ill just take the koins sir.

 

[╰ɵ───ɵ╯]

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend when I'm done having sex with her.

 

[dagger]

I like a dark room when I go to sleep!

 

[Lennox]

What did the Boston marathon runners and Hitler have in common?

Neither one could finish a race.
I'll take the upgrade to Power sir

 

[Spite]

Urethral splinter torture and drinking the blood after is probably a delicacy to asians ill take power

 

[Samus]

What does a microwaved baby look like?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate

 

[Rare]

Pretty cool of you to do this giveaway, congrats to the winners.

 

[Magnificent]

I dont want upgrades I just want your fucking award.

Twisted ASs Story:

So ye I was talking to my girlfriend and she said that she was pregnant and I stared her in the face like "oh fuck Im A dad!" and then she says "it looks like your about to have another brother."

 

[smalls]

i was going to make a jewish joke, but they've been roasted enough