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So, I was fucking my daughter last night and my wife walked in. She was in shock. I don't know what she was more surprised by - the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it.
 
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend when I'm done having sex with her.
 
What did the Boston marathon runners and Hitler have in common?

Neither one could finish a race.
I'll take the upgrade to Power sir
 
Urethral splinter torture and drinking the blood after is probably a delicacy to asians ill take power
 
What does a microwaved baby look like?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate
 
Pretty cool of you to do this giveaway, congrats to the winners.
 
I dont want upgrades I just want your fucking award.

Twisted ASs Story:

So ye I was talking to my girlfriend and she said that she was pregnant and I stared her in the face like "oh fuck Im A dad!" and then she says "it looks like your about to have another brother."
 
i was going to make a jewish joke, but they've been roasted enough
 
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