[FREE] Tutorial on how to make your soda pop cold in 5 minutes! [FREE]

[tehOracle]

I'm selling this free tutorial for $0.25 PayPal. You must gift it only so I can ensure you won't charge back.

1. Get your warm soda pop or as the Spanish would say, el refresco.
2. Get a bowl.
3. Fill the bowl up with ice.
4. Generously place your can or bottle in the middle of bowl. Tuck ice over it to keep it warm. Remember, a happy soda is a good soda.
5. Place plastic wrap over the bowl and say "sorry, I have to do this, babe."
6. Your soda will now understand why you've suffocated it to death. In 10 minutes, it will come as the tastiest, coldest soda to ever touch your elegant taste buds. Sarenating it with delicious fructose corn syrup and 31 grams of sugar and fat. Yummmmmm.

Brought to you by Oracle. Please do not leak this.

 

[Macklemore]

I just stole your method and will be reselling it for $80 a copy. I'm gonna be a millionaire!!

 

[tehOracle]

I just stole your method and will be reselling it for $80 a copy. I'm gonna be a millionaire!!

I vouch for this guy. He did steal my method. And I can already see stocks are indeed going down.

 

[Kill]

And look at me, just a normal dude sitting here with my perfectly alive soda. He has lived with me for 4 years and that mutherfucker hasn't even paid rent. Maybe it's time for him to pay?