Sign a deal with the devil and hit up a shark? Ask around in real life.someone has to be willing to lend money for something in return.
Get a loan from a loan store?
Get a credit card?
Steal a girls bag(not recommended)
Sell weed but say you want the product fronted, and you will pay it back later.
Sex for money on Craig's list.(not recommended)
Get a job...
"Find" things and pawn it at a pawn shop.
These aren't supposed to be stupid answers, I'm actually trying to help
Oh start a go fund me. On that website