Fun Facts

[Magnificent]

1. There are 69 broke ******s scamming out every week.
2. 696969 lonely faggots masturbate everyday
3. 1 million people are dreaming about getting laid
4. 2% of those people actually get laid.
5. There are way to many white boys thinking their black
6. Someone just died as I was typing this
7. Someone was just born as I was typing this
8. Atleast 1 billion people are pissed since its Sunday
9. There are atleast a million 11 year old crying due to halo.
10. There is 1 bored kid making a facts thread right now
11. Someone just got nudes on their phone as I am typing this.
12. Some guy just gave a girl a creampie as I am typing this.
13. Someone just scored positive on their pregnancy test.
14. Atleast 1000 girls are being yelled at by their parents about being pregnant underaged.
15. Someone just came.
16. 900k teenagers are crying due their phones dying.
17. One rich kid is being spoiled by their parents now.
18. DJ Khaled just got anotha one.
19. Someone is trying to flex fake bape right now
20. Someone just got repfucked on HF

 

[Devil]

21. RondoNumbaNine still in jail
22. Cdai still got 22 shots
23. lil jay a busta bout to do 25 to life

 

[Mal]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Liked, subscribed, favorited. Shared on Twitter, Google+, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and Tumblr. I burned the video to DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives, printed a code people can scan on it with their cell phones, which automatically tags the video on their Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Instagram, and Pinterest, and it subscribes them to your channel, emails you a message of support, and likes and favorites the video. I sold hundreds of copies of the DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives of this video, and all proceeds will go to a dog shelter, who will receive tickets to a raffle the shelter will give away to a live stream-a-thon of your videos. And I downloaded this video, printed out every frame, and had each one tattooed on one square 1/18" on my back[/font]

 

[Beam]

Actually there is no way in hell 1 million people play Halo these days.