Fun Facts

[Magnificent]

I thought I could give u guys some Funny Fun Facts ya meme?

1. There are 69 broke ******s scamming out every week.
2. 696969 lonely faggots masturbate everyday
3. 1 million people are dreaming about getting laid
4. 2% of those people actually get laid.
5. There are way to many white boys thinking their black
6. Someone just died as I was typing this
7. Someone was just born as I was typing this
8. Atleast 1 billion people are pissed since its Sunday
9. There are atleast a million 11 year old crying due to halo.
10. There is 1 bored kid making a facts thread right now
11. Someone just got nudes on their phone as I am typing this.
12. Some guy just gave a girl a creampie as I am typing this.
13. Someone just scored positive on their pregnancy test.
14. Atleast 1000 girls are being yelled at by their parents about being pregnant underaged.
15. Someone just came.
16. 900k teenagers are crying due their phones dying.
17. One rich kid is being spoiled by their parents now.
18. DJ Khaled just got anotha one.
19. Someone is trying to flex fake bape right now
20. Someone just got repfucked on HF
21. Some retard just made a 21 joke
22. @Ambien is still a dickbag
23. Teenagers are trying to be slick smoking weed.
24. They just got caught by the cops

 

[Ambien]

disregard this message, whoops.

 

[coltie2]

I went to the store and then 11 happend. Then 15. Then honestly I was really feeling 8. Later I wanted to do 12 to my ex. But she was like 24. So then basically I became a 2.
True story.

 

[blast]

I went to the store and then 11 happend. Then 15. Then honestly I was really feeling 8. Later I wanted to do 12 to my ex. But she was like 24. So then basically I became a 2.
True story.

I went back and forth to put the story together and it's pretty funny.