Funniest Ban Reason(s)?

[Evidence]

What are some funny ban reasonings on the forum? 

This one made me laugh way to hard: [font=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Don't even fucking think about extorting my members you scum fuck (Permanent)[/font]

 

[elite]

@pimpin has the funniest ban reason

 

[Ambien]

Tb to when @Light just got unbanned for roasting members then immediately getting banned again for roasting members after his unban.

 

[Tequila]

Patience is a virtue! shout out to my mane - @Color

 

[Matigo]

I can't see the ban list for some reason.

 

[Cybering]

This is the best ban reason ever.

 

[Glitter Milk]

The ones I think are great, are links to smart-ass posts / threads by the user.
However, @Epidemic takes the cake with this one.

Ban Reason: Only broke boys dispute payments. (Permanent)

It's 10x funnier if you knew the kid, who was always bragging about never being broke.

 

[Hidden User]

@Trilogy leaking moderator passwords