TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
KIRAN: Its Me!
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CHAKRI: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
CHAKRI: Your name on this report card.
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?