Funny sex stories

[Hybrid]

So one time I was having sex with this girl in my kitchen because my parents weren't home, and she was laying on the island our kitchen which is where all our pots and pans are hanging above. So shes laying on her stomach while I'm getting her from behind and I feel like I'm getting close to my nut so I start going harder and faster and a few seconds later I accidently hit the side railing that supports our pots and pans holder and a cast iron skillet fell down right on her head. So she began to scream and was bleeding a little bit, and I felt so bad for her but I was also pretty pissed off that I didnt bust my nut. Anyways I had to stop and get some bandages and ice for her head and she was alright but I had blue balls and I never had sex there again.

 

[Bewaare]

lol kinda like my story one time i was fuckin this black chick and i accidentally got her pregnant lol oh well