Funny story (In my opinion)

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So last night I was at a party with this girl who I've been talking to for around a month.. We aren't really dating, but she doesn't talk to any other guys or anything... (I'm 16 and she is 18 for context) So she decided to leave the party and go let her friends dog out because she is house sitting for her, so she wanted me to go with her... Turns out her friends house had family and stuff over there so we couldn't go bang in her friends house, so we stayed in her driveway and we were in the back of her car... Long story short she was giving me head, and my friend calls me on my phone, so I decided to pick up because he seemed concerned...

Friend: "Hey am I cockblocking?"
Me: *Looks down* "I mean kinda... My dick is in her mouth."
So my friend and I then continue to hold a conversation for a few minutes, and at this time my girl did not slow down at all....

LONG STORY SHORT: I got dome in the back seat of her car, with people around, in our friends driveway, while holding a full on phone conversation... 'twas a good night...