God Vs Satan?

[Kira Jr]

i know this is a kind of skechy topic but who do you as people believe in God? Or Satan? i believe in God tbh.

 

[cas]

Don't bring up religion on a forum where half the 15 year olds were influenced by someone like tyler the creator and claim to have sex and do drugs every other day.

 

[Random]

I do not believe in "God" or "Satan", only his holyness the FSM.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster, and his holy appendages.

This is Bruder Spaghettus, and he is a Minister of the FSM.

PM me if you want to know more about Pastafarianism.

 

[Kira Jr]

@Cas okay bro i got you homie thanks for the heads up.

 

[cas]

@Cas okay bro i got you homie thanks for the heads up.

[font=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]You can bring it up, I can't stop you but my response was a lexical ambiguity I suppose. I'm basically saying the chances of you finding an intellectual member here with valid responses to back up his theory or belief is slim to none. They just follow the crew and know nothing of the actual acts and practices. [/font]

 

[Kira Jr]

@cas tbh homie i just go off of what my parents tell me and of course i go to church and i think everyone should to appricate god for all the blessings he gave us.

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@Random omg lol im done with you lol.

 

[Slay]

I don't believe in religion, period. But for this argument I just wanted to note that Satan isn't the devil it isn't the practice of demonic beliefs and such. In the old days people believed in sacrifice and such, but modern Satanism is just opposing status quo. I just wanted to make that clear before I saw anyone start replying with stupid, ignorant and oblivious opinions on Satan/Satanism.

 

[Random]

@'kira jr'

http://www.forumkorner.com/thread-225399.html#

I've just made a new thread ^ informing about our Saviour the FSM.

My previous thread was more about the Creation of life, according to the Teachings of his holy word.

If you have Q's pm me.

 

[Kira Jr]

@Random you are a legend do you know that homie.

 

[cas]

There are multiple figures that are depictions of "God". Allah can be the simplest to explain. The apparent god of these muslims has such a powerful grasp over their state of minds that they believe harming others in his name is something to be praised for. Witchcraft has a lot to do with the earth's minerals, rocks, and so on. Satanism ranges, abaddon, beelzebub, and so on. Their practices can be just as gruesome as that of other religious cults but are looked down upon for many reasons. I'm sure you've heard of Greek Gods and mythology. Cannibal would have a good say in all this, don't know where his is though.

 

[Kira Jr]

@cas yeah you are def right bro.

 

[Rolo]

I personally don't believe in any religions currently, because the pure fact that no religion has real hard evidence to back it up, but I guess nothing does now a days. I respect your opinion though, but why do you believe in God, may I ask?

EDIT: Just realize OP is banned. Awkward.

 

[Beam]

Well I follow @/Satan on instagram so ye

 

[Random]

I personally don't believe in any religions currently, because the pure fact that no religion has real hard evidence to back it up, but I guess nothing does now a days. I respect your opinion though, but why do you believe in God, may I ask?

EDIT: Just realize OP is banned. Awkward.

Would you like to convert to pastafarianism? embrace his noodly apendages. ramen.

 

[Rolo]

Would you like to convert to pastafarianism? embrace his noodly apendages. ramen.

I'm considering it, seems like a very legitimate religion do I have to give you an SM to join?

 

[Random]

I'm considering it, seems like a very legitimate religion do I have to give you an SM to join?

just be sure to celebrate "holiday" this season

 

[Kiss]

I love god hes my everything n my movement

 

[Hurt]

Personally I am an athiest. I just don't believe that their is a higher being up there, and have some of my own conspiracies on bible stories. However I don't bash anyone for their beliefs nor disbeliefs and find it silly to argue over such things simply because we will never truly know, so why bother fighting?

 

[Nab]

I do not believe in "God" or "Satan", only his holyness the FSM.
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster, and his holy appendages.
This is Bruder Spaghettus, and he is a Minister of the FSM.

PM me if you want to know more about Pastafarianism.

May we forever bathe in his noodliness, the nonbelievers have yet to be touched, we must grab our pasta bowls at once, and commence the conversion process. I will see you at the strip club in root beer heaven, my pirate friend.

 

[Random]

May we forever bathe in his noodliness, the nonbelievers have yet to be touched, we must grab our pasta bowls at once, and commence the conversion process. I will see you at the strip club in root beer heaven, my pirate friend.

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