I have two fetishes that sort of scare me. No it's not dog sex or pedophilia. First is facesitting. I want a girl to sit on my face, preferably while mostly clothed or something because an asshole that close to my nose would probably make me vomit. Secondly is something called WAM. It's girls getting hit with pies or having chocolate pudding poured on them or rolling around in creamed corn. Anything Wet And Messy, thus the name WAM. I'm pretty sure it comes from watching You Can't Do That On Television as a kid. I was shocked to find out that there was actually a pretty big internet community devoted to it where I can find grown women getting slimed.