Hi There

[Hash]

I am a unicorn from outer space!

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slO7dDwB9jA[/video]

Want to pet me? $0.99 Paypal
Want to lick me? Well, that's free.
Want to cut my lower buthole open and crawl inside it and live there forever? Well, if you call Poop a homosexual this is free. If not, then its $52.

 

[Poop]

wow you are magical!

Can I pet you?

 

[Cabbage]

STAY AWAY FROM RARITY! He'll rape yoo anussss

 

[Poop]

Ok I actually watched it this time.

All I have to ask is, WTF did I just watch?!?!?!

 

[Hash]

I'll add the prices to pet me in OP.