How do I get a deeper voice?

jason

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Ever since I was a young buck I have always wanted to sound like Trace Atkins.

Listen to this glorious voice for yourself:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv3XjH2B68A[/video]

Instead, I was gifted with a voice similar to that of a human with a vagina between their legs, otherwise known as a "girl". I think. Anyway, I'm an infamous squeaker and I would like to change that.

Lately, I have stayed up a couple extra hours screaming into my pillow (Sexy, huh?) until my larynx begins to bleed and I begin choking on my own blood (Even sexier, huh? I'm getting turned on from my very own post.) I think my recent practices have been helping. I will attempt to post an audio clip later if you guys are interested in hearing my progress. Unfortunately, I do not have a before-and-after clip.

Any insight on getting a deeper voice? I would like my voice to vibrate the very room in which I am standing in. Why? 'Cause girls like that shit.
 
Critical said:
I'd say @plague or @kyle have the deepest. You probably have the deepest asshole from getting fucked so many times.
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Can you ever stop being so fucking annoying?

really though, get a hobby. ;p

you make it your goal to get upset at everything I say.
 
Shiver said:
I probably have the deepest voice on here.
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You for sure do!

OP:  

You have to drop your balls lol
 
@Color: Does your nephew have any insight on this? I understand he has a deeper voice than you.
 
u have to deep throat my cock to get a deep voice
 
I hope ur joking about the choking on blood
 
BasedGod said:
I hope ur joking about the choking on blood
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This entire thread is a joke. Let's keep that between you and I.

This thread should have been posted in the S&T subforum. I messed up.
 
I have a magic trick I will share with you all, but you owe me BIG:

Take right hand
Pull down pants
Find your testicles
Locate them and lightly grip them
Tickle them a bit
Pull them down extremely fast. If you do it fast enough it won't hurt a single bit.

Vouch if it works plz.
 
I gargled some semen and it helped out with my voice,now I sound like a qt 3.14 on xbox
 
Be happy with your voice and be glad you aren't mute.
 
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