How do I smoke weed ? Will I die

[Relik]

How do I start to smoke weed and will it kill me or effect me in any way ? Thanks

 

[Odd Future.]

Yes. If you have two tokes on a joint with 1/10th of a gram you WILL die.

 

[Summon]

If you even look at weed you will die.

In all seriousness though if you're asking questions this retarded you shouldn't consider smoking anytime soon or else everybody is going to rip you off.

 

[Sector]

How to start: Get weed. Get lighter. Insert weed into mouth. Light lighter. Hold lighter up to mouth. Inhale. Done.
Side effects: Bloating and diarrhea.

 

[Ibz]

Make sure your buying weed and not grass if your asking if your going to die you must be a newbie.

 

[Δsia]

 

[Nevermind]

I mean if you snort weed you'll die, but other than that...

 

[Terrio]

How to start: Get weed. Get lighter. Insert weed into mouth. Light lighter. Hold lighter up to mouth. Inhale. Done.
Side effects: Bloating and diarrhea.

No rolling paper or anything? Just light the weed in your mouth?? lol

 

[Chill]

No rolling paper or anything? Just light the weed in your mouth?? lol

He's an amateur, never smoked in his life.

 

[Bump Bot]

If you want weed to have an effect and not hurt you you have to inject it into your bloodstream. (I'm joking) worst comes to worst you'll become lazy and hungry.

 

[Terrio]

He's an amateur, never smoked in his life.

Pshh we should take him out back and kick his ass.

 

[Berrics]

Op, don't do it last time I almost died because I overdosed on the marijuanas.

 

[Sector]

No rolling paper or anything? Just light the weed in your mouth?? lol

Just put it in your mouth, man, and light it up.

 

[Terrio]

Just put it in your mouth, man, and light it up.

That must be for the advanced smokers. Im not on that level yet. Im only up to licking my weed

 

[Sector]

That must be for the advanced smokers. Im not on that level yet. Im only up to licking my weed

Don't worry, man. In like a week or two you'll get the hang of it. Make sure when you lick it that you're in a public area, as well.

 

[Prepare]

I can't tell if he's serious or not because all the comments aren't serious and he hasn't said anything, lol.

 

[Berrics]

I can't tell if he's serious or not because all the comments aren't serious and he hasn't said anything, lol.

New user, probably trolling.

But I'm gonna laugh my ass off if he was forreal.

 

[Profanity]

Just put it in your mouth

Hmm... Very interesting.
Yeah, you'll want to just take the weed and light it up. F*ck rolling paper.

 

[Cannabis]

It's not exactly rocket science lol. There are a million and one guides out there about how to make a bong/pipe/roll a joint/blunt, you just have to know how to use Google.

 

[cas]

You pay $25 for a dime bag and eat it and lift off! If you don't feel anything you'll need more edible bags. Yum.