How do I smoke weed ? Will I die

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How do I start to smoke weed and will it kill me or effect me in any way ? Thanks
 
Yes. If you have two tokes on a joint with 1/10th of a gram you WILL die.
 
If you even look at weed you will die.

In all seriousness though if you're asking questions this retarded you shouldn't consider smoking anytime soon or else everybody is going to rip you off.
 
How to start: Get weed. Get lighter. Insert weed into mouth. Light lighter. Hold lighter up to mouth. Inhale. Done.
Side effects: Bloating and diarrhea.
 
Make sure your buying weed and not grass if your asking if your going to die you must be a newbie.
 
I mean if you snort weed you'll die, but other than that...
 
Astronaut said:
How to start: Get weed. Get lighter. Insert weed into mouth. Light lighter. Hold lighter up to mouth. Inhale. Done.
Side effects: Bloating and diarrhea.
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No rolling paper or anything? Just light the weed in your mouth?? lol
 
If you want weed to have an effect and not hurt you you have to inject it into your bloodstream. (I'm joking) worst comes to worst you'll become lazy and hungry.
 
Op, don't do it last time I almost died because I overdosed on the marijuanas.
 
Pez said:
No rolling paper or anything? Just light the weed in your mouth?? lol
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Just put it in your mouth, man, and light it up.
 
Astronaut said:
Just put it in your mouth, man, and light it up.
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That must be for the advanced smokers. Im not on that level yet. Im only up to licking my weed
 
Pez said:
That must be for the advanced smokers. Im not on that level yet. Im only up to licking my weed
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Don't worry, man. In like a week or two you'll get the hang of it. Make sure when you lick it that you're in a public area, as well.
 
I can't tell if he's serious or not because all the comments aren't serious and he hasn't said anything, lol.
 
Prepare said:
I can't tell if he's serious or not because all the comments aren't serious and he hasn't said anything, lol.
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New user, probably trolling.

But I'm gonna laugh my ass off if he was forreal.
 
Astronaut said:
Just put it in your mouth
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Hmm... Very interesting.
Yeah, you'll want to just take the weed and light it up. F*ck rolling paper.
 
It's not exactly rocket science lol. There are a million and one guides out there about how to make a bong/pipe/roll a joint/blunt, you just have to know how to use Google.
 
You pay $25 for a dime bag and eat it and lift off! If you don't feel anything you'll need more edible bags. Yum.
 
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