Clearly it would never happen. First they would have to rally around the valiant light bulb who's light has been snuffed out and relate all of their issues to this inanimate object. Second they would need to attempt to slander Thomas Edison as his invention of a lightbulb with a limited lifetime is clearly the same as the monarchy and men in general and their continued tyranny over the enslaved women in today's society. Third they would need to film 10 hrs of a light bulb walking around NYC. Lastly they would need to reward their efforts by gorging on a ridiculous amount of food which, like a paper bag flying past a simpleton (Aka @lame123), would distract them and they would be back to bleating on about why they need fat acceptance so they can soak up countless tax payer dollars for their quadruple gastric bypass and still die at age 50 from diabetes.
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