how to be a gentleman (by fedoras)

First,
Always address ladies as M'lady, it makes you sound older and much more intelligent(I have a IQ of 196)
Secondly,
Make sure to eat and drink Doritos (Nacho ONLY!) and MT.Dew, they will help your euphoria flow through your vains
Next,
You must:Watch My Little Pony (Fluttershy ), own a trench coat, own a fedora, own a fire shirt, own some cargo shorts, wear crocs exclusively, and must run your favorite distro of *nix that is riced!

Lastly,
You must, and I mean you have to, watch anime!


Thank you,
Written by fedoras, co authored by @Random

I drink doritos and eat mountain doo, and my trenchcoat is Burberry. Im swag af

HYPEBEAST said:

I drink doritos and eat mountain doo, and my trenchcoat is Burberry. Im swag af

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As resounding Muffin King, I approve of the choice of Blueberry.