how to be a hacker and defeat your enemies!

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Beginner's Guide To Becoming A Hacker:

1. Delete system32, this is how Windows can track you and clutter your PC so that you constantly have to buy new operating systems.

2. Install 4chan, a hacker index that allows you to track down any IP address and with enough skill, hack into the pentagon. 

3. Have fun hacking your enemies!

I deleted system32 on my iphone.

Is it weird that I laughed at "defeat your enemies" oh my

vouch, i defeated the baddys with this method ty