Step 1: Make your gamertag XXXMLG PR0XXX
Step 2: Join a clan and appear to superior even though you can't get a single kill in a game.
Step 3: Boost in grifball so no one says your K/D is bad, even though you can't play.
Step 4: ALWAYS carry the rocket launcher.
Step 5: Always blame your deaths on the "lag" or your controller.
Step 6: Google insults so you can insult the players that almost beat you.