How to get rid of a random boner

[Professor]

We've all experienced this. You'll be sitting in class, church, wherever and all of the sudden you realize you have a boner and can't get rid of it.

All you have to do is take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds. That causes the blood to rush to your head. Problem solved.

 

[BasedGod]

This doesn't help if the bell rings and you have to stand up

 

[Hollywood]

lmao helpful tip bro I'll remember it.

 

[Gᴀɢᴇ]

Or I just think of my grandma naked.

 

[Professor]

Or I just think of my grandma naked.

Save yourself from doing that.

 

[Craig]

Nope fuck that shit, the real trick is to take a knife and cut it off. Works one time guaranteed or no money back, no but really I would always hold my binder in front of my dick when I was hard. Which was like always cause my teachers were hot as fuck, and I was horny for this girl named Alyssa. She liked me but I never went for it for some reason...

 

[Critical]

You can do this or flex any muscle in your body for 30 seconds.

 

[VPN]

Nope fuck that shit, the real trick is to take a knife and cut it off. Works one time guaranteed or no money back, no but really I would always hold my binder in front of my dick when I was hard. Which was like always cause my teachers were hot as fuck, and I was horny for this girl named Alyssa. She liked me but I never went for it for some reason...

Same happend to me bro, this hot chick was trying to get it and I kinda ignored her and now she's hitting up some other dude and now I'm trying to get at her haha.

But I have this teacher in her early 20's, and she's fine haha.
It's only this year that I lucked out with hot teachers.

 

[Jamil]

We to me, I never get a boner, because I was born with a penis and vagina. So my penis is always inserted in my vaginia, which keeps it locked and in place.

 

[Godus]

I just stare at guys and imagine them staring at it. :/

 

[Astro]

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[Cyberspace]

Welp you learn something new everyday! Thanks!

 

[Cyborg]

To stop my random hardons, I think about needles being dropped down my asshole or 2 kids 1 sandbox or my really fat teacher shoving needles diagonally in her anus so it goes out both ways. It goes away in like 30 seconds.

 

[Sapphire]

This seems like it would work, I'll test it out now.

Thanks for sharing this method with us.

P.S. You could always just do boner hand stands in class.

 

[Kill]

#BonerForJesusAndHisPriests

 

[CFO]

Haha thanks for the tip! Hope this works when I'm at my gf's parents house! But that would not be a random one!

 

[Akatsuki]

Nothing works for my raging pecker. I just have to let it stand up so ladies have a place to sit down.

 

[Fresh]

You can also pinch yourself somewhere it will take you mind off it or cu your toes up and press them down on the floor

 

[Fuck]

Think about grandma, think about grandma, think about grandma.

 

[Psycho]

the more you know...

i love u i will vouch once tested