I Am Not So Fucking Dead After All! :D

[Superior]

Me and my girlfriend fixed our problems and happy and my dad wasn't mad about me breaking his bong :'D !

So fucking happy right now !

 

[People]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Wow , does your dad know you smoke?

 

[Finland]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

dude I have the perfect solution. Get some really good bud, pack a bowl, and be like, "dad, I broke your bong on accident, please smoke up " Simple.

 

[Bomb]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

You should tape or glue it up and put it back where it was lol


If your dad says anything just say he must have broke it when he was high or something lmao

 

[Finland]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Just do what I said and you'll be fine. Literally

 

[Superior]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Dude my dogs go in the garage at night , so I was going to say that my dogs knocked it down.

 

[Blade]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Tell him your house is haunted and shit and that it like flew into the wall when you were sitting down. lmfao

 

[Blaze_]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Tell him your house is haunted and shit and that it like flew into the wall when you were sitting down. lmfao

This is an awesome idea, has me laughing. You should probably tell him the truth op or ghost idea.

 

[People]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

I think the dogs idea might work good luck

 

[Shadow]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Dude if i ever broke one of my dads pieces i'd fucking cry. My dad is a big ass scary dude. Tell him you don't know what he's talking about when he brings it up, and blane the dogs. Make it look convincing though, yell at him for always blaming shit and you and go to your room and slam your door. When he comes in be like "why do you always blame stuff on me? I wouldn't lie to you if i did it i would tell you." PS i was a god at lying to my parents

 

[Superior]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

Dude if i ever broke one of my dads pieces i'd fucking cry. My dad is a big ass scary dude. Tell him you don't know what he's talking about when he brings it up, and blane the dogs. Make it look convincing though, yell at him for always blaming shit and you and go to your room and slam your door. When he comes in be like "why do you always blame stuff on me? I wouldn't lie to you if i did it i would tell you." PS i was a god at lying to my parents

Damn that is helluh good lol

 

[Beats]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

I would just say that I was super smacked. Unless they can't know you we're smoking. If not just say that you were fucking a hot ass bitch and you threw her off the bed when she bit your tip and she fell and broke it. Blame it on the bitch lolol

Pollo

 

[Sleep]

RE: I Am So Fucking Dead... -_-

When your dad gets home ask him where the bong is then say you couldn't find it and when he finds out its broke blame the internet