Dude if i ever broke one of my dads pieces i'd fucking cry. My dad is a big ass scary dude. Tell him you don't know what he's talking about when he brings it up, and blane the dogs. Make it look convincing though, yell at him for always blaming shit and you and go to your room and slam your door. When he comes in be like "why do you always blame stuff on me? I wouldn't lie to you if i did it i would tell you." PS i was a god at lying to my parents
Dude if i ever broke one of my dads pieces i'd fucking cry. My dad is a big ass scary dude. Tell him you don't know what he's talking about when he brings it up, and blane the dogs. Make it look convincing though, yell at him for always blaming shit and you and go to your room and slam your door. When he comes in be like "why do you always blame stuff on me? I wouldn't lie to you if i did it i would tell you." PS i was a god at lying to my parents
I would just say that I was super smacked. Unless they can't know you we're smoking. If not just say that you were fucking a hot ass bitch and you threw her off the bed when she bit your tip and she fell and broke it. Blame it on the bitch lolol